Cool For Cats Squeeze [G] [Em] [C] [Am] The [G] Indians send signals from the [Em] rocks above the pass The [C] cowboys take positions in the [Am] bushes and the grass The [Eb] squaw is with the Corporal she is [Cm] tied against the tree She [Eb] doesn't mind the language it's the [Cm] beating she don't need She [Eb] lets loose all the horses when the [Cm] Corporal is asleep And he [G] wakes to find the fire's dead and [Em] arrows in his hats And [C] Davy Crockett rides around and [F] says it's cool for cats It’s cool for [Em] cats (cool for [A] cats) The [G] Sweeney's doing ninety cos they've [Em] got the word to go They [C] get a gang of villains in a [Am] shed up at Heathrow They're [Eb] counting out the fivers when the [Cm] handcuffs lock again [Eb] In and out of Wandsworth with the [Cm] numbers on their names It's [Eb] funny how their missus' always [Cm] look the bleeding same And [G] meanwhile at the station there's a [Em] couple of likely lads Who [C] swear like how's your father and they're [F] very cool for cats They're cool for [Em] cats (cool for [A] cats) [Em] [A] To [G] change the mood a little I've been [Em] posing down the pub On [C] seeing my reflection I'm [Am] looking slightly rough I [Eb] fancy this, I fancy that, I [Cm] wanna be so flash I [Eb] give a little muscle and I [Cm] spend a little cash But [Eb] all I get is bitter and a [Cm] nasty little rash And [G] by the time I'm sober I've for-[Em]-gotten what I've had And [C] ev'rybody tells me that it's [F] cool to be a cat Cool for [Em] cats (cool for [A] cats) [G] Shake up at the disco and I [Em] think I've got a pull I [C] ask her lots of questions and she [Am] hangs on to the wall I [Eb] kiss her for the first time and [Cm] then I take her home I'm in-[Eb]-vited in for coffee and I [Cm] give the dog a bone She [Eb] likes to go to discos but she's [Cm] never on her own I [G] said I'll see you later and I [Em] give her some old chat But [C] it's not like that on the TV [F] when it's cool for cats It's cool for [Em] cats (cool for [A*] cats) [Em] [A] [G]