Ballad of Barry and Freda Victoria Wood [F] Freda and Barry sat one night, [Dm] the sky was clear, the stars were bright. [Gm7] The wind was [C7] soft, [Am] the moon was [D] up. [Gm7] Freda drained her [C] cocoa [C7] cup, [F] she licked her lips, she felt sublime. [Dm] She switched off 'Gardeners' Question Time'. [Gm7] Barry [C7] cringed in [Am] fear and [D] dread [slowing down] [Gm7] As Freda grabbed his [C] tie, and [C7] said, [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] do it while the mood is [C7] right! [C7] I'm feeling Appealing, [F] I've really got an [F7^2] appetite. [Bb] I'm on fire with desire, I could [F*] handle half the tenors in a [D7*] male voice choir. [G7] Let's do it! [C] Let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] But he said: [F]I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I’ve [C]got other little jobs on [C7] hand [C7]Dont grouse, around the house [F]I’ve got a busy evening [F7^2] planned [Bb]Stop nagging, I’m flagging [F*]You know as well as I do that the pipes want [D7*]lagging [G7]I can’t do it, [C]I can’t do it [F]tonight.[C7] So she said: [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] do it till our hearts go [C7] boom! [C7] Go native, creative, [F] living in the living [F7^2] room. [Bb] This folly is jolly, [F*] bend me over backwards on the [D7*] hostess trolley. [G7] Let's do it! [C] let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] But he said: [F] I can't do it! I can't do it [C] me 'eavy breathing days [C7] have gone. [C7] I'm older, Feel colder, [F] it's other things that turn me [F7^2] on. [Bb] I'm imploring I'm boring, [F*] let me read this Catalogue on [D7*] vinyl flooring. [G7] I can't do it. I [C] can't do it [F] tonight. [C7] And she said: [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] while I'm really in [C7] the mood! [C7] Three cheers! It's years since I [F] caught you even semi-[F7^2] nude. [Bb] Be drastic; Gymnastic, [F*] wear your baggy Y-fronts with the [D7*] loose elastic. [G7] Let's do it! [C] Let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] [F]I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I [C]know I’d only get it [C7]wrong [C7]Dont angle for me to dangle [F]me arms ave never been that [F7^2] strong [Bb]Stop pouting, stop shouting [F*]You know I pulled a muscle when I did that [D7*] grouting [G7]I can’t do it, [C]I can’t do it [F]tonight.[C7] [F]Let's do it,let's do it, [C] I really want to rant and [C7] rave [C7] Lets go, cos I know [F] just how I want you to [F7^2] behave [Bb]not bleakly, not meekly [F*] Beat me on the bottom with a woman’s[D7*] weekly [G7]Let's do it, [C]let's do it [F]tonight![D7] [G7]Let's do it, [C7]let's do it [F]tonight![D7] [G7]Let's do it, [C7]let's do it [F]tonight [Am7*][F*]

Brown Eyed Girl/Do You Love Me/La Bamba - Various [G] [C] [G] [D] x2 [G] Hey, where did [C]we go? [G] Days when the [D]rains came [G] Down in the [C]hollow [G] playin' a [D]new game [G] Laughing and a-[C]running, hey hey [G] Skipping and a-[D]jumping [G] In the misty [C]morning fog with [G] Our [D]hearts a-thumping and [C]you [D] My brown-eyed [G]girl [Em] [C] You, my [D] brown-eyed girl [G] [D7] [G] Whatever [C]happened [G] to Tuesday and [D]so slow [G] Going down the [C]old mine with a… [G] transistor [D]radio [G] Standing in the [C]sunlight laughing [G] Hiding behind a [D]rainbow's wall [G] Slipping and a-[C]sliding (Hey hey) [G] All along the [D]waterfall with you [C] [D] My brown-eyed [G]girl [Em] [C] You, my [D] brown-eyed girl [G] [D7] [D] Do you remember when… [D7] When you [G] loved me? (I can [C]really [D]move) Do you [G]love me? (I’m [C]in the [D]groove) Now do you [G]love me? ([C]Do you [D]love me) [C]Now that I [Cm] can [D]dance dance dance dance [D7*]Watch me now Oh [G]work, work, Ah [C]work it all [D]baby [G]Work, work Well you’re [C]drivin’ me [D]crazy [G]Work, work With just a [C]little bit of [D]soul now [G]Work [D7] I can [G]mash potato I can [C]mash po[D]tato And I can [G]do the twist I can [C]do the [D]twist Now [G]tell me baby [C]Tell me [D]baby Do you [G]like it like this? [C]Like it like [D]this [D]Tell me tell me tell me[D7] [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [D*] Yo no soy marin[G]ero [C] [D] Yo no soy marin[G]ero, soy [C]capi[D]tán Soy capi[G]tán, soy [C]capi[D]tán [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba [G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba we used to [G]sing Sha la-la [C]la la la la [G]la la la-la te [D]da [G] Sha la-la [C]la la la la [G]la la la-la te [D]da [G] Sha la-la [C]la la la la [G]la la la-la te [D]da [G] Sha la-la [C]la la la la [G]la la la-la te [D] da La te [G]da CHA CHA CHA!

Cheesy Pop Mash Up [Girls Just Wanna Have Fun] [C] I come home in the morning light My [Am] mother says "When you gonna live your life right?" [F] Oh mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones And [Am] girls, they [G] wanna have [F] fun Oh [Am] girls just [G] wanna have [C] fun [C][C][G] [Am][Am][F][G] [C] The phone rings in the middle of the night My [Am] father yells "What you gonna do with your life?" [F] Oh, daddy dear, you know you're still number one But [Am] girls, they [G] wanna have [F] fun Oh [Am] girls just [G] wanna have [MMMBop] [C]Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F]du bop, ba duba dop [C]du bop Ba duba dop [G]doo [C]Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F]du bop, ba duba dop [C]du bop Ba duba dop [G]doo [C'est la Vie] Do you [C] play with the girls, [F] play with the boys? Do you [C] ever get lonely [G] playing with your toys? [C] We can talk, [F] we can sing [C] I'll be the queen and [G] you'll be the king [C] Hey boy, [F] in your tree Throw [C] down your ladder, make [G] room for me [C] I got a house with [F] windows and doors I'll [C] show you mine if you [G] show me yours [Am] Gotta let me in, [D] hey hey hey [F] Let the fun begin [C] hey-[Am]-ey [Am] I'm the wolf today, [D] hey hey hey I'll [F] huff, I'll puff, I’ll huff huff huff huff huff [MMMBop] [C]Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F]du bop, ba duba dop [C]du bop Ba duba dop [G]doo [C]Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F]du bop, ba duba dop [C]du bop Ba duba dop [G]doo [Never Gonna Give You Up] Never gonna [F] give you [G] up, Never gonna [Em] let you [Am] down Never gonna [F] run a[G] round and de[Em] sert [C] you Never gonna [F] make you [G] cry, Never gonna [Em] say good [Am] bye Never gonna [F] tell a [G] lie and [Em] hurt [C] you [Girls Just Wanna Have Fun] [C] Some boys take a beautiful girl And [Am] hide her away from the rest of the world [F] I wanna be the one to walk in the sun Oh [Am] girls they [G] wanna have [F] fun Oh [Am] girls just [G] wanna have [MMMBop] [C]Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F]du bop, ba duba dop [C]du bop Ba duba dop [G]doo [C]Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F]du bop, ba duba dop [C]du bop Ba duba dop [G]doo [C]

Don't worry / What's Up? [G]La… [Am]La… [C]La… [G] don’t worry… be happy [G]La… [Am]La… [C]La… [G] don’t worry… be happy [G] Here's a little song I wrote… you [Am]might want to sing it note for note Don't [C]worry… be [G]happy [G] In every life we have some trouble… [Am] when you worry you'll make it double Don't [C]worry… be [G]happy [G]La… [Am]La… [C]La… [G] don’t worry… be happy [G]La… [Am]La… [C]La… [G] don’t worry… be happy And so I [G]cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed Just to [Am]get it all out, what's in my head And I, [C] I'm feeling A little pe[G]culiar And so I [G]wake in the morning and I step outside And I [Am]take deep breath and I get real high And I [C] scream to the top of my lungs What's goin' [G]on? And I say [G]hey-yeah-yeah-yeah, [Am]Hey yea yea I say [C]hey What's goin'[G] on? And I say [G]hey-yeah-yea-eah, [Am]Hey yea yea I say [C]hey What's goin' [G]on? [G]La… [Am]La… [C]La… [G] don’t worry… be happy [G]La… [Am]La… [C]La… [G] don’t worry… be happy [single strums] [G*] 25 years of my life and still [Am*]Trying to get up that great big hill of [C*]hope.... for a desti[G*]nation

Ex’s and Oh’s [Dm] Elle King [Dm] Well, I had me a boy, turned him into a man I showed him all the things that he didn't understand Wh[A7]oa, and then I let him [Dm]go [Dm] Now, there's one in California who's been cursing my name 'Cause I found me a better lover in the UK Hey, [A7]hey, until I made my geta[Dm]way Pre-Chorus (NC): One, two, three, they gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep One, two, three, they gonna run back to me [NC*]They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave |Chorus: |[F] Ex's and the [C] oh, oh, oh's they [Dm] haunt me |Like [A] gho- o - osts they [F] want me to make 'em [C] a - a - all |They [G] won't let [Bb] go Ex's and [Dm] oh's [Dm] I had a summer lover down in New Orleans Kept him warm in the winter, left him frozen in the spring My, [A7]my, how the seasons go [Dm]by [Dm] I get high, and I love to get low So the hearts keep breaking, and the heads just roll You [A7]know that's how the story [Dm]goes Pre-Chorus (NC): One, two, three, they gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep One, two, three, they gonna run back to me (NC*)They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave [Chorus] x2 Ex's and [Dm] oh's Interlude: [Dm] [A7] [Dm] Pre-Chorus (NC): One, two, three, they gonna run back to me Coming over mountains and a-sailing over seas One, two, three, they gonna run back to me (NC*)They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave [Chorus] x2 Ex's and [Dm] oh's [Dm]

Home - Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros [Whistling] [Am] [C] [C] [F] x2 [Her] [Am]Alabama, Arkansas, [C]I do love my Ma and Pa Not the way that I do love [F]you [Him] Well, [Am]holy moly me oh my [C]You’re the apple of my eye Girl, I've never loved one like [F]you [Her] [Am]Man, oh, man, you're my best friend I [C]scream it to the nothingness There ain't nothing that I [F]need [Him] Well, [Am]hot and heavy pumpkin pie [C]Chocolate candy, Jesus Christ Ain't nothing please me more than [F]you [Am]Home, let me come [C]home, Home is wherever I'm with [F]you [Am]Home, let me come [C]home, Home is wherever I'm with [F]you [Whistling] [Am] [C] [C] [F] x2 [Him] [Am]I'll follow you into the park, [C]Through the jungle, through the dark Girl, I've never loved one like [F]you [Her] [Am]Moats and boats, and waterfalls, [C]Alleyways, and payphone calls I been everywhere with [F]you [Him] [Am]Laugh until we think we'll die, [C]Barefoot on a summer night Never could be sweeter than with [F]you [Her] [Am]And in the streets you run afree, [C]Like it's only you and me, Geez, you're something to [F]see. [Am]Home, let me come [C]home, Home is wherever I'm with [F]you [Am]Home, let me come [C]home, Home is wherever I'm with [F]you [Whistling] [Am] [C] [C] [F] x2 [Am]Home, let me come [C]home, Home is wherever I'm with [F]you Our [Am]home, yes, I am [C]home, Home is when I’m alone with [F]you [single strums] [Him] [Am]Home, let me come [C]home, Home is wherever I'm with [F]you [Her] Our [Am]home, yes, I am [C]home, Home is when I’m alone with [F]you [Normal strumming] [Her] [Am]Alabama, Arkan[C]sas, I do love my Ma and [F]Pa [Am]Moats and boats, and water[C]falls, Alleyways, and payphone [F]calls [Am]Home... [C]Home [C]Home is when I'm alone with [F]you! [Am]Home... [C]Home [C]Home is when I'm alone with [F]you!

Money Money Money - Abba Intro: Am B7 Dm E7 Am Verse: I [Am]work all night, I work all day, to [E7]pay the bills I have to pay [E7]Ain't it [Am]sad And [Am]still there never seems to be a [E7]single penny left for me [E7]That's too [Am]bad [Am]In my dreams I have a plan [G][F] If I got me a wealthy man I [Dm]wouldn't have to work at all, I'd [B7]fool around and have a ball[E7*] |Chorus: |[Am]Money, money, money [B7] Must be funny |[E7] In the rich man's [Am]world |[Am]Money, money, money[B7] Always sunny |[E7] In the rich man's [Am]world |ah-[Dm]-ha ah-[E7]-ha |[Am] All the things I could [Dm]do |[F]If [E7]I [Am]had a little money |[Dm] It's a [E7]rich man's [Am]world Intro: Am B7 Dm E7 Am A [Am]man like that is hard to find , but [E7]I can't get him off my mind [E7]Ain't it [Am]sad, And [Am]if he happens to be free, I [E7]bet he wouldn't fancy me [E7]That's too [Am]bad [Am]So I must leave, I'll have to go[G] [F] To Las Vegas or Monaco And [Dm]win a fortune in a game, my [B7]life will never be the same[E7*] |Chorus: x2 |[Am]Money, money, money [B7] Must be funny |[E7] In the rich man's [Am]world |[Am]Money, money, money[B7] Always sunny |[E7] In the rich man's [Am]world |ah-[Dm]-ha ah-[E7]-ha |[Am] All the things I could [Dm]do |[F]If [E7]I [Am]had a little money |[Dm] It's a [E7]rich man's [Am]world Outro:: Am B7 Dm E7 Am

Sitting Down Here Lene Marlin [D] [a capella] I'm sitting down here, but hey you can't see me (see me, see me) [Count 4 beats] [D] [A] [Em] [G] [A] [D] [A] [Em] [G] [A] Your [G] words cut rather deeply, they're [A] just some other lies I'm [D] hiding from a distance, I've [A] got to pay the price De [G]-fending all against it, I [A] really don't know why You're ob-[Bm] sessed with all my secrets, you [A] always make me cry You [G] seem to wanna hurt me, no [A] matter what I do I'm [D] telling just a [D7] couple, but some-[D6] how it gets to [A] you But I've [G] learned to get revenge And I [A] swear you'll [Bm] experience that [G] someday I'm [D] sitting down here, but [A] hey you can't see me [Em] Kinda invisible you [G] don't sense [A] my stay [D] Not really hiding, [A] not like a shadow Just [Em] thought I would join you for one [G] day [A] I'm [D] sitting down here, but [A] hey you can't [G] see me (see me, see me) [G] I'm not trying to avoid you, just don't [A] wanna hear your voice When you [D] call me up so often, I don't [A] really have a choice You're [G] talking like you know me, and [A] wanna be my friend But [D6] that's really too late now, I won't [D7] try it once again You may [G] think that I'm a loser, that [A] I don't really care May [D] think that it's [D7] forgotten, but [D6] you should be [A] aware 'Cause I've [G] learned to get revenge And I [A] swear you'll [Bm] experience that [G] someday |Chorus: |I'm [D] sitting down here, but [A] hey you can't see me |[Em] Kinda invisible you [G] don't sense [A] my stay |[D] Not really hiding, [A] not like a shadow |Just [Em] thought I would join you for one [G] day [A] |I'm [D] sitting down here, but [A] hey you can't see me |[Em] Kinda invisible you [G] don't sense [A] my stay |[D] Not really hiding, [A] not like a shadow |Just [Em] thought I would join you for one [G] day [A] Solo: [D] [A] [Em] [G] [A] x2 You [G] seem to wanna hurt me, no [A] matter what I do I'm [D] telling just a [D7] couple, but some-[D6] how it gets to [A] you But I've [G] learned to get revenge And I [A] swear you'll [Bm] experience that [G] someday Chorus: Finish on [D]

Something Inside So Strong - Labi Siffre Verse: C G F The higher you build your barriers; the taller I become. C G F The further you take my rights away; the faster I will run. G Am G Bb You can deny me, you can decide, Dm G to turn your face a -way. No matter, 'cos there's... Chorus: C G F Something inside, so strong; Dm7 G C I know that I can make it, though you're doing me wrong, so wrong. G F You thought that my pride was gone, oh, no; Dm7 G Am Em F Something in-side, so strong, oh, oh oh oh oh oh, G C Something in-side, so strong. Verse: C The more you refuse to hear my voice, G F -Ooh-weh ooh-weh, ooh-weh ooh-weh-, the louder I will sing. C You hide behind walls of Jericho, G F -Ooh-weh ooh-weh, ooh-weh ooh-weh-, your lies'll come tumbling. G Am G Bb Am Dm Deny my place in time; you squander wealth that's mine; Am G Am G My light will shine, so brightly, it will blind you, because there's... Chorus: C G F Something inside, so strong; Dm7 G C I know that I can make it, though you're doing me wrong, so wrong. G F You thought that my pride was gone, oh, no; Dm7 G Am Em F Something in-side, so strong, oh, oh oh oh oh oh, G C Something in-side, so strong. Bridge: Bb F C Brothers and sisters; when they insist, we're just not good enough. Bb F Well, we know better; just look him in his eyes and say; F G G7 We're gonna do it anyway, we're gonna do it anyway. Chorus: C G F Something inside, so strong; Dm7 G C I know that I can make it, though you're doing me wrong, so wrong. G F You thought that my pride was gone, oh, no; Dm7 G Am Em F Something in-side, so strong, oh, oh oh oh oh oh, G C Something in-side, so strong.

Voulez Vous Abba [B7] x4 [Em] [C] [Em] [C] Verse: [Em] People everywhere [C] A sense of expectation [Em] hangin' in the air [C] [Em] Givin' out a spark [C] Across the room your eyes are [Em] glowin' in the dark [C] [Em] And here we [B7] go again, we know the start, we know the end [Em] Masters of the scene [B7] We've done it all before and now we're back to get some more [Em] You know what I mean |Chorus: |Voulez- [Am] vous (a-ha) |Take it now or leave it (a-ha) Now is all we get (a-ha) |Nothing promised, no regrets [Em] |Voulez- [Am] vous (a-ha) |Ain't no big decision (a-ha) You know what to do (a-ha) |La question c'est voulez- [Em] vous |Voulez- [Am] vous [B7] [B7] x4 [Em] [C] [Em] [C] Verse: [Em] I know what you think [C] The girl means business so I'll [Em] offer her a drink [C] [Em] Lookin' mighty proud [C] I see you leave your table, [Em] pushin' through the crowd [C] [Em] I'm really [B7] glad you came, you know the rules, you know the game [Em] Master of the scene [B7] We've done it all before and now we're back to get some more [Em] You know what I mean Chorus: And here we [B7] go again, we know the start, we know the end [Em] Masters of the scene [B7] We've done it all before and now we're back to get some more [Em] You know what I mean Chorus: [B7] x4 [Em] Voulez- (Am) vous (a-ha)* (a-ha)* (a-ha)* [Em] [Em] Voulez- (Am) vous (a-ha)* (a-ha)* (a-ha)* [Em] [Em] Voulez- (Am) vous (a-ha)* (a-ha)* (a-ha)* [Em] [Em] Voulez- (Am) vous (a-ha)* (a-ha)* (a-ha)* [Em] Chorus: [Em]