Ballad of Barry and Freda Victoria Wood [F] Freda and Barry sat one night, [Dm] the sky was clear, the stars were bright. [Gm7] The wind was [C7] soft, [Am] the moon was [D] up. [Gm7] Freda drained her [C] cocoa [C7] cup, [F] she licked her lips, she felt sublime. [Dm] She switched off 'Gardeners' Question Time'. [Gm7] Barry [C7] cringed in [Am] fear and [D] dread [slowing down] [Gm7] As Freda grabbed his [C] tie, and [C7] said, [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] do it while the mood is [C7] right! [C7] I'm feeling Appealing, [F] I've really got an [F7^2] appetite. [Bb] I'm on fire with desire, I could [F*] handle half the tenors in a [D7*] male voice choir. [G7] Let's do it! [C] Let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] But he said: [F]I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I’ve [C]got other little jobs on [C7] hand [C7]Dont grouse, around the house [F]I’ve got a busy evening [F7^2] planned [Bb]Stop nagging, I’m flagging [F*]You know as well as I do that the pipes want [D7*]lagging [G7]I can’t do it, [C]I can’t do it [F]tonight.[C7] So she said: [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] do it till our hearts go [C7] boom! [C7] Go native, creative, [F] living in the living [F7^2] room. [Bb] This folly is jolly, [F*] bend me over backwards on the [D7*] hostess trolley. [G7] Let's do it! [C] let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] But he said: [F] I can't do it! I can't do it [C] me 'eavy breathing days [C7] have gone. [C7] I'm older, Feel colder, [F] it's other things that turn me [F7^2] on. [Bb] I'm imploring I'm boring, [F*] let me read this Catalogue on [D7*] vinyl flooring. [G7] I can't do it. I [C] can't do it [F] tonight. [C7] And she said: [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] while I'm really in [C7] the mood! [C7] Three cheers! It's years since I [F] caught you even semi-[F7^2] nude. [Bb] Be drastic; Gymnastic, [F*] wear your baggy Y-fronts with the [D7*] loose elastic. [G7] Let's do it! [C] Let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] [F]I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I [C]know I’d only get it [C7]wrong [C7]Dont angle for me to dangle [F]me arms ave never been that [F7^2] strong [Bb]Stop pouting, stop shouting [F*]You know I pulled a muscle when I did that [D7*] grouting [G7]I can’t do it, [C]I can’t do it [F]tonight.[C7] [F]Let's do it,let's do it, [C] I really want to rant and [C7] rave [C7] Lets go, cos I know [F] just how I want you to [F7^2] behave [Bb]not bleakly, not meekly [F*] Beat me on the bottom with a woman’s[D7*] weekly [G7]Let's do it, [C]let's do it [F]tonight![D7] [G7]Let's do it, [C7]let's do it [F]tonight![D7] [G7]Let's do it, [C7]let's do it [F]tonight [Am7*][F*]

Brown Eyed Girl/Do You Love Me/La Bamba - Various Intro: [G] [C] [G] [D] x2 Verse 1: [G] Hey, where did [C] we go? [G] Days when the [D] rains came [G] Down in the [C] hollow [G] playin' a [D] new game [G] Laughing and a-[C]running, hey hey [G] Skipping and a-[D]jumping [G] In the misty [C] morning fog with [G] Our [D] hearts a-thumping and [C] you [D] My brown-eyed [G] girl [Em] [C] You, my [D] brown-eyed girl [G] [D7] Verse 2: [G] Whatever [C] happened [G] to Tuesday and [D] so slow [G] Going down the [C] old mine with a… [G] transistor [D] radio [G] Standing in the [C] sunlight laughing [G] Hiding behind a [D] rainbow's wall [G] Slipping and a-[C]sliding (Hey hey) [G] All along the [D] waterfall with you [C] [D] My brown-eyed [G] girl [Em] [C] You're, my [D] brown-eyed girl [G] [D] Do you remember when…when...when...when |Chorus 1: |When you [G] loved me? (I can [C] really [D] move) |Do you [G] love me? (I’m [C] in the [D] groove) |Now do you [G] love me? ([C] Do you [D] love me) |[C] Now that I [Cm] can [D] dance dance dance dance |[D7*] Watch me now Verse 3: Oh [G] work, work, Ah [C] work it all [D] baby [G] Work, work. well you’re [C] drivin’ me [D] crazy [G] Work, work With just a [C] little bit of [D] soul now [G] Work [D///] Verse 4: I can [G] mash potato I can [C] mash po[D]tato And I can [G] do the twist I can [C] do the [D] twist Now [G] tell me baby [C] Tell me [D] baby Do you [G] like it like this? [C] Like it like [D] this [D] Tell me...tell me...tell me...tell me [D7] |Chorus 2: |[G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba x4 |[D*] Yo no soy marin[G]ero [C] [D] |Yo no soy marin[G]ero, soy [C] capi[D]tán |Soy capi[G]tán, soy [C] capi[D]tán |[G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba x3 |Chorus 3: |We used to [G] sing |Sha la-la [C] la la la la [G] la la la-la te [D] da |[G] Sha la-la [C] la la la la [G] la la la-la te [D] da |[G] Sha la-la [C] la la la la [G] la la la-la te [D] da |[G] Sha la-la [C] la la la la [G] la la la-la te [D] da |La te [G] da [G] CHA CHA CHA!

Cheesy Pop Mash Up [Verse 1 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun] [C] I come home in the morning light My [Am] mother says "When you gonna live your life right?" [F] Oh mother dear, we're not the fortunate ones And [Am] girls, they [G] wanna have [F] fun Oh [Am] girls just [G] wanna have [C] fun [C][C][G] [Am][Am][F][G] [C] The phone rings in the middle of the night My [Am] father yells "What you gonna do with your life?" [F] Oh, daddy dear, you know you're still number one But [Am] girls, they [G] wanna have [F] fun Oh [Am] girls just [G] wanna have |[Chorus - MMMBop] |[C] Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F] du bop, ba duba dop [C] du bop |Ba duba dop [G] doo |[C] Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F] du bop, ba duba dop [C] du bop |Ba duba dop [G] doo [Verse 2 - C'est la Vie] Do you [C] play with the girls, [F] play with the boys? Do you [C] ever get lonely [G] playing with your toys? [C] We can talk, [F] we can sing [C] I'll be the queen and [G] you'll be the king [C] Hey boy, [F] in your tree Throw [C] down your ladder, make [G] room for me [C] I got a house with [F] windows and doors I'll [C] show you mine if you [G] show me yours Pre-Chorus: [Am] Gotta let me in, [D] hey hey hey [F] Let the fun begin [C] hey-[Am]-ey [Am] I'm the wolf today, [D] hey hey hey I'll [F] huff, I'll puff, I’ll huff huff huff huff huff |[Chorus - MMMBop] |[C] Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F] du bop, ba duba dop [C] du bop |Ba duba dop [G] doo |[C] Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F] du bop, ba duba dop [C] du bop |Ba duba dop [G] doo [Verse 3 - Never Gonna Give You Up] Never gonna [F] give you [G] up, Never gonna [Em] let you [Am] down Never gonna [F] run a[G] round and de[Em] sert [C] you Never gonna [F] make you [G] cry, Never gonna [Em] say good [Am] bye Never gonna [F] tell a [G] lie and [Em] hurt [C] you [Verse 4 - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun] [C] Some boys take a beautiful girl And [Am] hide her away from the rest of the world [F] I wanna be the one to walk in the sun Oh [Am] girls they [G] wanna have [F] fun Oh [Am] girls just [G] wanna have |[Chorus - MMMBop] |[C] Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F] du bop, ba duba dop [C] du bop |Ba duba dop [G] doo |[C] Mmmbop, ba duba dop [F] du bop, ba duba dop [C] du bop |Ba duba dop [G] doo

Don't worry / What's Up? Intro: [G] [Am] [C] [G] |Chorus 1: |[G] Ooh oh oh oh oh, ooh oh-oh-oh [Am] oh-oh-ooh (don't worry) |ooh oh-oh-oh [C] oh-oh-ooh (be happy) |ooh oh-oh-oh [G] ooh... don’t worry... be happy | |[G] Ooh oh oh oh oh, ooh oh-oh-oh [Am] oh-oh-ooh (don't worry) |ooh oh-oh-oh [C] oh-oh-ooh (be happy) |ooh oh-oh-oh [G] ooh... don’t worry... be happy Verse 1: [G] Here's a little song I wrote… you [Am] might want to sing it note for note Don't [C] worry… be [G] happy [G] In every life we have some trouble… [Am] when you worry you'll make it double Don't [C] worry… be [G] happy Chorus 1: Interlude: [G] [G] Verse 2: And so I [G] cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed Just to [Am] get it all out, what's in my head And I, [C] I'm feeling A little pe[G]culiar And so I [G] wake in the morning and I step outside And I [Am] take deep breath and I get real high And I [C] scream to the top of my lungs What's goin' [G] on? |Chorus 2: |And I say [G] hey-yeah-yeah-yeah, [Am] Hey yea yea |I say [C] hey, what's goin' [G] on? |And I say [G] hey-yeah-yea-eah, [Am] Hey yea yea |I say [C] hey, what's goin' [G] on? |Chorus 1: |[G] Ooh oh oh oh oh, ooh oh-oh-oh [Am] oh-oh-ooh (don't worry) |ooh oh-oh-oh [C] oh-oh-ooh (be happy) |ooh oh-oh-oh [G] ooh... don’t worry... be happy | |[G] Ooh oh oh oh oh, ooh oh-oh-oh [Am] oh-oh-ooh (don't worry) |ooh oh-oh-oh [C] oh-oh-ooh (be happy) |ooh oh-oh-oh [G] ooh... don’t worry... be happy Outro: (single strums) [G*] 25 years of my life and still [Am*] Trying to get up that great big hill of [C*] hope.... for a desti[G*]nation

Ex’s and Oh’s [Dm] Elle King [Dm] Well, I had me a boy, turned him into a man I showed him all the things that he didn't understand Wh[A7]oa, and then I let him [Dm]go [Dm] Now, there's one in California who's been cursing my name 'Cause I found me a better lover in the UK Hey, [A7]hey, until I made my geta[Dm]way Pre-Chorus (NC): One, two, three, they gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep One, two, three, they gonna run back to me [NC*]They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave |Chorus: |[F] Ex's and the [C] oh, oh, oh's they [Dm] haunt me |Like [A] gho- o - osts they [F] want me to make 'em [C] a - a - all |They [G] won't let [Bb] go Ex's and [Dm] oh's [Dm] I had a summer lover down in New Orleans Kept him warm in the winter, left him frozen in the spring My, [A7]my, how the seasons go [Dm]by [Dm] I get high, and I love to get low So the hearts keep breaking, and the heads just roll You [A7]know that's how the story [Dm]goes Pre-Chorus (NC): One, two, three, they gonna run back to me 'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep One, two, three, they gonna run back to me (NC*)They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave [Chorus] x2 Ex's and [Dm] oh's Interlude: [Dm] [A7] [Dm] Pre-Chorus (NC): One, two, three, they gonna run back to me Coming over mountains and a-sailing over seas One, two, three, they gonna run back to me (NC*)They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave [Chorus] x2 Ex's and [Dm] oh's [Dm]

Home - Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros [Intro + Whistling] [Am] [C] [C] [F] x2 Verse 1: [Her] [Am] Alabama, Arkansas, [C] I do love my Ma and Pa Not the way that I do love [F] you [Him] Well, [Am] holy moly me oh my [C] You’re the apple of my eye Girl, I've never loved one like [F] you [Her] [Am] Man, oh, man, you're my best friend I [C] scream it to the nothingness There ain't nothing that I [F] need [Him] Well, [Am] hot and heavy pumpkin pie [C] Chocolate candy, Jesus Christ Ain't nothing please me more than [F] you |Chorus: |[Am] Home, let me come [C] home, Home is wherever I'm with [F] you |[Am] Home, let me come [C] home, Home is wherever I'm with [F] you [Instrumental + Whistling] [Am] [C] [C] [F] x2 Verse 2: [Him] [Am] I'll follow you into the park, [C] Through the jungle, through the dark Girl, I've never loved one like [F] you [Her] [Am] Moats and boats, and waterfalls, [C] Alleyways, and payphone calls I been everywhere with [F] you [Him] [Am] Laugh until we think we'll die, [C] Barefoot on a summer night Never could be sweeter than with [F] you [Her] [Am] And in the streets you run afree, [C] Like it's only you and me, Geez, you're something to [F] see. Chorus: [Instrumental + Whistling] [Am] [C] [C] [F] x2 |Chorus: |[Am] Home, let me come [C] home, Home is wherever I'm with [F] you |[Am] Home, let me come [C] home, Home is wherever I'm with [F] you [single strums] [Him] [Am] Home, let me come [C] home, Home is wherever I'm with [F] you [Her] Our [Am] home, yes, I am [C] home, Home is when I’m alone with [F] you [Normal strumming] [Her] [Am] Alabama, Arkan[C]sas, I do love my Ma and [F] Pa [Am] Moats and boats, and water[C]falls, Alleyways, and payphone [F] calls |Chorus: |[Am] Home, let me come [C] home, Home is wherever I'm with [F] you |[Am] Home, let me come [C] home, Home is wherever I'm with [F] you

Money Money Money - Abba Intro: Am B7 Dm E7 Am Verse 1: I [Am] work all night, I work all day, to [E7] pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it [Am] sad And [Am] still there never seems to be a [E7] single penny left for me That's too [Am] bad [Am] In my dreams I have a plan [F] If I got me a wealthy man I [Dm] wouldn't have to work at all, I'd [B7] fool around and have a ball [E7*] (Pause then Kazoo) |Chorus: |[Am] Money, money, money [B7] Must be funny |[E7] In the rich man's [Am] world |[Am] Money, money, money [B7] Always sunny |[E7] In the rich man's [Am] world |ah-[Dm]-ha ah-[E7]-ha |[Am] All the things I could [Dm] do |[F] If [E7] I [Am] had a little money |[Dm] It's a [E7] rich man's [Am] world Intro: Am B7 Dm E7 Am Verse 2: A [Am] man like that is hard to find, but [E7] I can't get him off my mind Ain't it [Am] sad, And [Am] if he happens to be free, I [E7] bet he wouldn't fancy me That's too [Am] bad [Am] So I must leave, I'll have to go [F] To Las Vegas or Monaco And [Dm] win a fortune in a game, my [B7] life will never be the same [E7*] (Kazoo) |Chorus: x2 |[Am] Money, money, money [B7] Must be funny |[E7] In the rich man's [Am] world |[Am] Money, money, money [B7] Always sunny |[E7] In the rich man's [Am] world |ah-[Dm]-ha ah-[E7]-ha |[Am] All the things I could [Dm] do |[F] If [E7] I [Am] had a little money |[Dm] It's a [E7] rich man's [Am] world Outro: Am B7 Dm E7 Am

Sitting Down Here Lene Marlin Intro: [a capella] I'm sitting down here, but hey you can't see me (see me, see me) [Count 4 beats] Instrumental: [D] [A] [Em] [G] [A] [D] [A] [Em] [G] [A] Verse 1: Your [G] words cut rather deeply, they're [A] just some other lies I'm [D] hiding from a distance, I've [A] got to pay the price De [G]-fending all against it, I [A] really don't know why You're ob-[Bm] sessed with all my secrets, you [A] always make me cry You [G] seem to wanna hurt me, no [A] matter what I do I'm [D] telling just a [Dmaj7] couple, but some-[D6] how it gets to [A] you But I've [G] learned to get revenge And I [A] swear you'll [Bm] experience that [G] someday |Chorus: |I'm [D] sitting down here, but [A] hey you can't see me |[Em] Kinda invisible you [G] don't sense [A] my stay |[D] Not really hiding, [A] not like a shadow |Just [Em] thought I would join you for one [G] day [A] |I'm [D] sitting down here, but [A] hey you can't see me [G] (see me, see me) Verse 2: [G] I'm not trying to avoid you, just don't [A] wanna hear your voice When you [D] call me up so often, I don't [A] really have a choice You're [G] talking like you know me, and [A] wanna be my friend But [Bm] that's really too late now, I won't [A] try it once again You may [G] think that I'm a loser, that [A] I don't really care May [D] think that it's [Dmaj7] forgotten, but [D6] you should be [A] aware 'Cause I've [G] learned to get revenge And I [A] swear you'll [Bm] experience that [G] someday |Chorus: |I'm [D] sitting down here, but [A] hey you can't see me |[Em] Kinda invisible you [G] don't sense [A] my stay |[D] Not really hiding, [A] not like a shadow |Just [Em] thought I would join you for one [G] day [A] |I'm [D] sitting down here, but [A] hey you can't see me |[Em] Kinda invisible you [G] don't sense [A] my stay |[D] Not really hiding, [A] not like a shadow |Just [Em] thought I would join you for one [G] day [A] Instrumental: [D] [A] [Em] [G] [A] x2 Bridge: You [G] seem to wanna hurt me, no [A] matter what I do I'm [D] telling just a [Dmaj7] couple, but some-[D6] how it gets to [A] you But I've [G] learned to get revenge And I [A] swear you'll [Bm] experience that [G] someday Chorus: Outro: [D - Single Strum]

Something Inside So Strong - Labi Siffre Verse 1: C G F The higher you build your barriers, the taller I become. C G F The further you take my rights away, the faster I will run. G Am G Bb You can deny me, you can decide, Am Dm Am7 G Am7 G to turn your face away. No matter, 'cos there's... |Chorus: |C G F | Something inside, so strong, | Dm G C |I know that I can make it, though you're doing me wrong, so wrong. | G F |You thought that my pride was gone, oh, no |C Dm G Am Em F | Something in-side, so strong, oh, oh oh oh oh oh, | G C |Something in-side, so strong. Verse 2: C The more you refuse to hear my voice, G F -Ooh-weh ooh-weh, ooh-weh ooh-weh-, the louder I will sing. C You hide behind walls of Jericho, G F -Ooh-weh ooh-weh, ooh-weh ooh-weh-, your lies'll come tumbling. G Am G Bb Am Dm Deny my place in time; you squander wealth that's mine; Am7 G Am7 G My light will shine, so brightly, it will blind you, because there's... Chorus: Bridge: Bb F C Brothers and sisters, when they insist, we're just not good enough. Bb F Well, we know better, just look him in his eyes and say, G G We're gonna do it anyway, we're gonna do it anyway. |Chorus: |C G F | Something inside, so strong, | Dm G C |I know that I can make it, though you're doing me wrong, so wrong. | G F |You thought that my pride was gone, oh, no |C Dm G Am Em F | Something in-side, so strong, oh, oh oh oh oh oh, | G C |Something in-side, so strong.

Voulez Vous Abba Intro: [B7] [B7] [B7] [B7] x2 [Em] [C] [Em] [C] Verse 1: [Em] People everywhere [C] A sense of expectation [Em] hangin' in the air [C] [Em] Givin' out a spark [C] Across the room your eyes are [Em] glowin' in the dark [C] [Em] And here we [B7] go again, we know the start, we know the end [Em] Masters of the scene [B7] We've done it all before and now we're back to get some more [Em] You know what I mean |Chorus: |Voulez- [Am] vous (a-ha) |Take it now or leave it (a-ha) Now is all we get (a-ha) |Nothing promised, no regrets [Em] |Voulez- [Am] vous (a-ha) |Ain't no big decision (a-ha) You know what to do (a-ha) |La question c'est voulez- [Em] vous Instrumental Section: Voulez- [Am] vous [B7] [B7] [B7] [B7] x2 [Em] [C] [Em] [C] Verse 2: [Em] I know what you think [C] The girl means business so I'll [Em] offer her a drink [C] [Em] Lookin' mighty proud [C] I see you leave your table, [Em] pushin' through the crowd [C] [Em] I'm really [B7] glad you came, you know the rules, you know the game [Em] Master of the scene [B7] We've done it all before and now we're back to get some more [Em] You know what I mean Chorus: Bridge: And here we [B7] go again, we know the start, we know the end [Em] Masters of the scene [B7] We've done it all before and now we're back to get some more [Em] You know what I mean [Em] Voulez- (Am) vous (a-ha)* (a-ha)* (a-ha)* [Em] [Em] Voulez- (Am) vous (a-ha)* (a-ha)* (a-ha)* [Em] [Em] Voulez- (Am) vous (a-ha)* (a-ha)* (a-ha)* [Em] [Em] Voulez- (Am) vous (a-ha)* (a-ha)* (a-ha)* [Em] |Chorus: |Voulez- [Am] vous (a-ha) |Take it now or leave it (a-ha) Now is all we get (a-ha) |Nothing promised, no regrets [Em] |Voulez- [Am] vous (a-ha) |Ain't no big decision (a-ha) You know what to do (a-ha) |La question c'est voulez- [Em] vous Ending: [Em]