Intro Single strums
C You and I in a Dm little toy shop
Buy a F bag of balloons with the G money we've got
C Set them free at the Dm break of dawn
'Til F one by one, G they were gone
C Back at base, bugs Dm in the software
F Flash the message, G something's out there
C Floating in the Dm summer sky
F Ninety-nine G red balloons go C by

Instrumental Strumming + Riff 1
C C C G
C C C G

Verse1
C Ninety-nine Dm red balloons F Floating in the G summer sky
C Panic bells, it's Dm red alert There's F something here from G somewhere else
The C war machine Dm springs to life F Opens up one G eager eye
C Focusing it Dm on the sky Where F Ninety-nine G red balloons go C by

Instrumental + Riff 2
C Dm F G
C Dm F G

Verse 2
C Ninety-nine de-Dm-cision street F Ninety-nine min-G-isters meet
C To worry, worry, Dm super-scurry F Call the troops out G in a hurry
C This is what we've Dm waited for F This is it boys, G this is war
The C president is Dm on the line As F Ninety-nine G red balloons go C by

Instrumental Riff 1
C C C G
C C C G

Verse 3
C Ninety-nine knights Dm of the air Riding F super high-tech G jet fighters
C Everyone's a Dm super hero F Everyone's a G Captain Kirk
With C orders to i-Dm-dentify, to F clarify and G classify
C Scrambling in the Dm summer sky As F ninety-nine Gred balloons go C by

Instrumental w/ Riff
C Dm F G
C Dm As F ninety-nine Gred balloons go C by....
C Dm F G
C Dm F G Pause

Outro Single strums
C Ninety-nine dreams Dm I have had
F Every one a G red balloon
C Now it's all over and I'm Dm standing pretty
F In this dust that G was a city
C If I could find a Dm souvenir
F Just to prove the G world was here
C And here is a Dm red balloon
I F think of you and let it G go..

Intro
C F C G////

Verse 1
C After F all I really G love you, G7
C After F all that we've been G through G7
Dm I know that we G fight
And our C love gets pushed to the F side
Dm Still it G ends all Cright

Verse 2
C After F all I really G need you, G7
C Don't know F how I'd live with-G out you, G7
Dm Days they go G by
And you're Calways there at myyy F side
Dm Girl I'm G glad you're C mine, C

Verse 3
C When I'm F far from home and G lonely G7
C And I F think about my G life G7
Dm I think about G you
All the C little things that you F do
Dm And I'm G glad you're C mine

Outro
ba ba C baaaaaa ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba F baaaaaa ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba Dm baaaaaa ba ba ba ba ba ba
and I'm G glad that after all you're
C mine  ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba F baaa ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba Dm baaaaaa ba ba ba ba ba ba
and I'm G glad that after all you're Ab miiiiii-Cne

Intro - bass/drum only
NC NC x2
w/ ukes
Em Am x2

Verse 1
Em Steve walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down Am low
Em Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, Machine guns ready to Am go

Pre-Chorus
C Are you ready, Are you G ready for this
C Are you hanging on the G edge of your seat
C Out of the doorway the G bullets rip, Am to the sound of the B7 beat

Instrumental
Em Am x2

Verse 2
Em How do you think I'm going to get along, Without you, when you're Am gone
Em You took me for everything that I had, And kicked me out on my Am own

Pre-Chorus
C Are you happy, are you G satisfied, C How long can you stand G the heat
C Out of the doorway the G bullets rip, Am to the sound of the B7 beat

Chorus

Acapella w/ clapping
NC Another one bites the dust, Another one bites the dust Ow!
NC Another one bites the dust, Another one bites the dust

Instrumental w/ Ukes
Em Am x2

Verse 3
Em There are plenty of ways you can hurt a man, And bring him to the Am ground
Em You can beat him, You can cheat him, You can treat him bad and leave him
When he's Am down

Pre-Chorus
C But I'm ready, yes I'm reGady for you, C I'm standing on my own two G feet
C Out of the doorway the buGllets rip, A Repeating to the sound of the B beat, oh yeah

Outro  same as verse and pre-chorus
Em Am x2
C G C G C G Am B7
Em - Single Strum

Intro
Riff E x8

Verse 1
E I was born long ago
E I am the chosen, I'm the one
E I have come to save the day
E And I won't leave until I'm done
G So, that's why you've got to try
G You got to breath and have some fun
E Though I'm not paid, I play this game
E And I won't stop until I'm done

Instrumental
Riff E x8

Verse 2
E I don't know why we always cry
E This we must leave and get undone
E We must engage and rearrange
E And turn this planet back to one
G So, tell me why we got to die
G And kill each other one by one
E We've got to hurt and rub a dub
E We've got to dance and be in love

Instrumental
Riff E x8

Outro
G And I got to A got to know
E*

Intro - bass only
NC

Verse 2
G Well, your man done gone... well, your man done gone...Well, your Stop man done gone left the county farm, he had the shackles on, baby, please don't go G

Post Chorus
G Before I be your dog... before I be your dog....Before I be Stop your dog, I'll get you way down here, I'll make you walk alone, baby please don't go G  Hey!

Instrumental + Kazoo
G G G G

Post Chorus
G Before I be your dog... before I be your dog...Before I be Stop your dog, get you way down here,
I'll make you walk alone... baby, please don't go G

Instrumental + Kazoo
G G G G

Post Chorus
G Before I be your dog... before I be your dog...Before I be Stop Ukes your dog, I get you way down here
I'll make you walk alone... baby, please don't go G

Outro Instrumental + Kazoo
G G G G

Riff C x4

Oh,Fit's been getting so hard living with the things you do to me, C ... aha.
Oh, my Fdreams are getting so strange I'd like to tell you everything I see C

Acapella w/ scratching
NC Oh, I see a man at the back, as a matter of fact, his eyes are red as the sun.
And a girl in the corner, let no one ignore her, cause she thinks she's the passionate one.

C Oh, yeah, it was like D lightning, everybody was F frightening,
and the music was G# soothing, and they all started C grooving..
C Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!!

And the Dman at the back said, Feveryone attack, and G it turned into a ballroom Cblitz.
And the Dgirl in the corner said,Fboy, I wanna warn ya, it'll Gturn into a ballroom Cblitz.
BbBallB7roomC blitz NC ... BbBallB7room C blitz NC
BbBallB7roomC blitz NC ... BbBallB7room C blitz NC

Riff C x4

I'm Freaching out for something, touching nothing's all I ever C do. C
I Fsoftly call you over, when you appear there's nothing left of Cyou, C ... aha.

Acapella w/ scratching
NC Now, the man in the back is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky.
And the girl in the corner, is everyone's mourner, she could kill you with a wink of her eye.

C Oh, yeah, it was D electric, so frightfully F hectic..
and the band started G# leaving, cause they all stopped C breathing..
CYeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!!

And the Dman at the back said, Feveryone attack, and G it turned into a ballroom Cblitz.
And the Dgirl in the corner said,Fboy, I wanna warn ya, it'll Gturn into a ballroom Cblitz.
BbBallB7roomC blitz NC ... BbBallB7room C blitz NC
BbBallB7roomC blitz NC ... BbBallB7room C blitz NC

C Oh, yeah, it was like D lightning, everybody was F frightening,
and the music was G# soothing, and they all started C grooving..
C Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!!

And the Dman at the back said, Feveryone attack, and G it turned into a ballroom Cblitz.
And the Dgirl in the corner said,Fboy, I wanna warn ya, it'll Gturn into a ballroom Cblitz.
BbBallB7roomC blitz NC ... BbBallB7room C blitz NC
BbBallB7roomC blitz NC ... BbBallB7room C blitz NC

Riff C x4
C

Intro
C F C C

Verse 1
C Take me back to the Black Hills, the Black Hills F of G Dakota
To the G beautiful Indian country that I C love G C
C Lost my heart in the Black Hills, the Black Hills F of G Dakota
Where the G pines are so high that they kiss the sky C above F C

Verse 2
And C7 when I F get that lonesome Fm feeling
And I'm C miles aE7way from Am home
D I hear the voice of the mystic mountains G calling Dm me back G home G7

Verse 3
C Take me back to the Black Hills, the Black Hills F of G Dakota
To the G beautiful Indian country that I C love F C
And C7 when I F get that lonesome Fm feeling
And I'm C miles aE7way from Am home
D I hear the voice of the mystic mountains G calling Dm me back G home G7

Verse 4
C Take me back to the Black Hills, the Black Hills F of G Dakota
To the G beautiful Indian country that I C love F C

Slowing
To the G beautiful Indian country that I C love F C

Intro
Riff + scratch
F x4

Verse 1
F When I'm a walkin'  I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out.
I'm F high as a kite,  I just might stop to check you out.

Verse 2
F Body beats, I stain my sheets, I don't even know why.
My F girlfriend, she at the end,  she is starting to cry.

Chorus

Riff + scratch
F F F F

Verse 3 Softly
F When I'm a walkin' I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out.
I'm F high as a kite, I just might stop to check you out.
F Body beats, I stain my sheets. I don't even know why.
My F girlfriend, she at the end,  she is starting to cry.
F When I'm a walkin' I strut my stuff, then I'm so strung out.
I'm F high as a kite, I just might stop to check you out.

Outro
Riff + scratch
F F

Intro Drum Beat: x4
Just 1st Bassline
F C Dm Dm    G C Dm Dm
F C Dm Dm    G C Dm Dm
Ukes + 2nd Bassline
F C Dm Dm    G C Dm Dm
F C Dm Dm    G C Dm Dm
Drum 1-2-3-4

Verse 1
F How C does it Dm feel
To F treat me C like you Dm do
When you've F laid your C hands upDmon me
And G told me Cwho you Dm are
I F thought I C was misDmtaken
I F thought I C heard your Dmwords
Tell me F how C do I Dm feel
Tell me G now how C do I Dm feel
F Those who C came beDmfore me
F Lived through C their voDmcations
From the F past unCtil comDmpletion
They will G turn aCway no Dm more
And I F still C find it Dm so hard
To F say what I C need to Dm say
But I'm F quite sure C that you'll Dm tell me
Just how G I should C feel toDmday

Instrumental + 1st Bassline
F C Dm Dm    G C Dm Dm
F C Dm Dm    G C Dm Dm
Drum 1-2-3-4

Verse 2
F I see a C ship in the Dm harbour
F I can and C shall obDmey
But if it F wasn't for C your misDmfortunes
I'd be a G heavenly C person toDmday
And I F thought I C was misDmtaken
And I F thought I C heard you Dm speak
Tell me F how C do I Dm feel
Tell me G now C how I should Dm feel
F Now I C stand here Dm waiting Dm

Instrumental
G C Dm Dm
F C Dm Dm
G C Dm Dm

Bridge
I F thought I C told you to Dm leave me
While I F walked down C to the Dm beach
Tell me F how C does it Dm feel
When your F heart C grows Dm cold

Outro + 1st Bassline
F C Dm Dm    G C Dm Dm
F C Dm Dm    G C Dm Dm*

Intro Riff
G G

Verse 1
G Is it my imagination
Or have I Am finally found C something worth living for? G
G I was looking for some action
But Am all I found was cigCarettes and alcohol G

Instrumental Riff
G G

Verse 2
G Is it worth the aggravation
To Am find yourself a job when there's C nothing worth working G for?
G It's a crazy situation
But Am all I need are C cigarettes and alcohol G

Outro
G You gotta, you gotta, F you gotta C make it
G You gotta, you gotta, F you gotta C fake it
G You gotta, you gotta, F you gotta C make it
G You gotta, you gotta, F you gotta C fake it

G*

Intro
D D D*
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Verse 1
Who would beAlieve that I could be A7 happy and conDtented,
I used to A think that happines A7 hadn't been inDvented.
But that was B7 in the bad old days before I Em met you,
when I E7 let you walk into my A heart.
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Verse 2
I was aAfraid that maybe you A7 thought you were aDbove me,
that I was A only fooling myA7self to think you'd D love me.
But then toB7night you said you couldn't live withEmout me,
that round E7about me you wanted to A stay.
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Pause

Outro Slow + build up in speed
D Congratulations and celeE7brations,
when I tell A everyone that A7 you're in love with D me.
Congratulations and jubiE7lations,
I want the A world to know I'm A7 happy as can D be.
I want the E7 world to know - I'm A7 happy as can D be

Outro Instrumental
D D D
Boom Boom Boom Boom
Db D

Intro
Em  D#m  Dm  D#m  Em        Dm - D#m - Em

Verse 1
Her name was Dm Lola,    G she was a C showgirl,
with yellow F#m feathers in her B7 hair, and a Em dress cut down to there.
She would Dm meringue,  G    and do the C cha-cha,
and while she F#m tried to be a B7 star, Tony Em always tended bar.
Across the B7 crowded Em floor they worked from B7 eight till Em four,
they were Am young and they had B7 each other.
Who could Em ask for  G more ?

Instrumental
B7                  Em  D#m  Dm  D#m  Em        Dm - D#m - Em
They fell in love.

Verse 2
His name was  Dm Rico    G  he wore a C diamond,
he was F#m escorted to his B7 chair, he saw Em Lola dancing there.
And when she Dm finished,  G  he called her C over,
but Rico F#m went a bit too B7 far, Tony Em sailed across the bar.
And then the B7 punches Em flew, and chairs were B7 smashed in Em two,
there was Am blood and a single B7 gunshot,
but just Em who shot G who?

Instrumental
B7                    Em  D#m  Dm  D#m  Em        Dm! - D#m! - Em!
She lost her love

Verse 3
Her name is Dm Lola,    G  she was a C showgirl,
but that was F#m thirty years B7 ago, when they Em used to have a show.
Now it's a Dm disco,  G    but not for C Lola,
still in the F#m dress she used to B7 wear, faded Em feathers in her hair.
She sits there so B7 refinEmed, and drinks herB7self half-Emblind.
She lost her Am youth and she lost her B7 Tony
and she's Em lost her G mind

Chorus

Outro
B7 Don’t fall in Em love.      Dm Don’t fall in love.  Em  Dm
Em Copa    Dm Copaca Em bana.        Dm Copaca Em bana    Dm Copaca Em bana
Dm - D#m - Em

Intro
D*

Verse 1
Here you D go way too G fast
A don't slow down you're gonna G crash
you should D watch, watch your G step
A don't look out your gonna G break your neck

Verse 2
So D shut, shut your G mouth
A cuz I'm not listening G anyhow
I've had enoDugh, enough of G you
A enough to last a G lifetime through

Verse 1
Here you D go way too G fast
A don't slow down you're gonna G crash
you don't D know what's been G going down
A you've been running all G over town

Verse 2
So D shut, shut your G mouth
A cuz I'm not listening G anyhow
I've had enDough, enough of G you
A enough to last a G lifetime through

D na na na na G na na na na A naaaaah slow down G you're gonna crash x2

Acapella x4
na na na na  na na na na  naaaah slow down  you're gonna crash

D na na na na G na na na na A naaaaah slow down G you're gonna crash x2

Outro
D*

Verse 1
A This is it
It's D time 4 U 2 go 2 the wire A
U will A hit
D Cuz U got the burnin' desAire
It's your time A Time
U D got the horn so why don't U blow it A
U are fine A Fine
U're filtDhy cute and, baby, U know A it

Verse 2
A U're so good
D Baby, there ain't nobody better Ain't A nobody better
A So U should
D Never ever go by the letter Never A ever
A U're so cool Cool
D Everything U do is success OoAh
A Make the rules Rules
D Then break 'em all cuz U are the best A
Yes U are

Verse 3
A Do your dance
D Why should U wait any longer? A

Take your chance A
D It could only make U stronger A
A It's your time It's your time
D U got the horn so why don't U A blow it Go on and blow it
A U're so fine U're so fine
D U're filthy cute and, baby, U knAow it, U know it U know it, U know it, come on

Outro
A Boogie Em    A Boogie Em    A Boogie Em
D Cream - Sh-F#mboogie bop A

Em C D Bm

They say Emoh my god I see the way you Cshine
Take your Dhand, my dear, and place them both in Bmmine
You know you Emstopped me dead when I was passing Cby
And now I D*beg to see you dance just one more Bm*time

Oh I Emsee you, see you, see you every Ctime
And oh my DI, I, I, I like your Bmstyle
You, you Emmake me, make me, make me wanna Ccry
And now I Dbeg to see you dance just one more NCtime

So I say, EmDance for me , Dance for me, Dance for me, oh Coh oh
I've never Dseen anybody do the things you do be-Bm-fore
They say, EmMove for me, Move for me, Move for me, ay Cay ay
And when you're Ddone I'll make you do it all a-Bm-gain

I said Emoh my god I see you walking Cby
Take my Dhands, my dear, and look me in my Bmeyes
Just like a Emmonkey I've been dancing my wholeC life
And now I D*beg to see you dance just one more Bm*time

Oh I Emsee you, see you, see you every Ctime
And oh my DI, I, I, I like your Bmstyle
You, you Emmake me, make me, make me wanna Ccry
And now I Dbeg to see you dance just one more NCtime

So I say, EmDance for me , Dance for me, Dance for me, oh Coh oh
I've never Dseen anybody do the things you do be-Bm-fore
They say, EmMove for me, Move for me, Move for me, ay Cay ay
And when you're Ddone I'll make you do it all a-Bm-gain

They say, EmDance for me , Dance for me, Dance for me, oh Coh oh
I've never Dseen anybody do the things you do be-Bm-fore
They say, EmMove for me, Move for me, Move for me, ay Cay ay
And when you're Ddone I'll make you do it all a-Bm-gain

Em Ooh all a-C-gain, all a-D-gain Woah-Bm-oh, woah-oh, oh
Em Ooh all a-C-gain, all a-D-gain NC Ah ah, ah ah, ay

They say, EmDance for me , Dance for me, Dance for me, oh Coh oh
I've never Dseen anybody do the things you do be-Bm-fore
They say, EmMove for me, Move for me, Move for me, ay Cay ay
And when you're Ddone I'll make you do it all a-Bm-gain

They say, EmDance for me , Dance for me, Dance for me, oh Coh oh
I've never Dseen anybody do the things you do be-Bm-fore
They say, EmMove for me, Move for me, Move for me, ay Cay ay
And when you're Ddone I'll make you do it all a-Bm-gain

Em*

Intro w/ bass riff and finger clicks
Em D C G
Em D C G*

G-G-G-G-G-G G*

Verse 1
When I Em passed you in the D doorway, well C you took me with a glance G
Em I should have took that D last bus home, But I C asked you for a dance G

Now we go Em steady to the D pictures I al-Cways get chocolate stains G on my pants
Em And my father he's D going crazy, he C say's I'm living in a trance G

G-G-G-G-G-G G*

Verse 2
It's Em three o'clock in the D morning And I'm C on the streets a-Ggain
Em I disobeyed another D warning, I C should have been in by G ten

Now I Em won't get out until D Sunday, I'll have to C say I stayed with G friends
oh Em but it's a habit worth D forming, If it C means to justify the end G

G-G-G-G-G-G G*

Intro + Kazoo
C#m E x2

Verse 1
F#mShe sits aG#mlone F#mwaiting for sugG#mgestions,
F#mHe's so nerG#mvous, F#mavoiding all the G#mquestions
F#mHis lips are G#mdry, her F#mheart is gently G#mpounding
F#mDon't you just G#mknow F#mexactly what they're B7thinking?

Instrumental + Kazoo
C#m E x2

Verse 2
F#mHe's acting G#mshy F#mlooking for an G#manswer,
F#mCome on G#mhoney let's F#mspend the night G#mtogether
F#mNow hold on a G#mminute F#mbefore we go much G#mfurther,
F#mGive me a G#mdime so F#mI can phone my G#mmother
F#mThey catch a G#mcab to his F#mhigh rise aG#mpartment,
F#mAt last he can G#mtell her F#mexactly what his B7heart meant

Chorus

Instrumental + Kazoo
C#m E x2

Bridge
F#mHis heart's beating G#mlike a drum,F#mG#m
cause at F#mlast he's got G#mthis girl homeF#mG#m
F#mRelax baby, Amnow we are all aB7lone

Instrumental + Kazoo
C#m E x2

Verse 3
F#mThey wake at G#mdawn F#m'coz all the birds are G#msinging,
F#m2 total G#mstrangers but F#mthat ain't what they're G#mthinking
F#mOutside it's G#mcold, F#mmisty and it's G#mraining,
F#mThey got each G#mother, F#mneither one's comG#mplaining
F#mHe says, "I'm G#msorry but I'm F#mout of milk and G#mcoffee",
F#mNever mind G#msugar, we can F#mwatch the early B7movie

Instrumental + Kazoo
C#m E x2

Outro Instrumental + Kazoo - slowing
C#m E x2

Intro
C

Verse 1
C Doe, a deer, a female deer G7 Ray, a drop of golden sun
C Me, a name I call myself G7 Far, a long, long way to run
C Sew, a needle pulling F thread
D7 La, a note to follow G7 Sew
E7 Tea, a drink with jam and Am bread
That will F bring us G back to C Do oh-oh-oh

Verse 2
C DOE!, a deer, a female deer G7 RAY!, a drop of golden sun
C ME!, a name I call myself G7 FAR!, a long, long way to run
C SEW!, a needle pulling F thread
D7 LA!, a note to follow G7 Sew
E7 TEA!, a drink with jam and Am bread
That will F bring us G back to C Do oh-oh-oh

Bridge
C So Do F La Fa C Mi Do G Re
C So Do F La Ti C Do G Re C Do
C When you F know the C notes to G sing
C You can F sing most C an-G-y-Cthing

Verse 3
C Doe, a deer, a female deer G7 Ray, a drop of golden sun
C Me, a name I call myself G7 Far, a long, long way to run
C Sew, a needle pulling F thread D7 La, a note to follow G7 Sew
E7 Tea, a drink with jam and Am bread
That will F bring us G back to

Bridge Acapella
NC When you know the notes to sing
You can sing most any-Cthing

Outro  Loudly
C DOE!, a deer, a female deer G7 RAY!, a drop of golden sun
C ME!, a name I call myself G7 FAR!, a long, long way to run
C SEW!, a needle pulling F thread
D7 LA!, a note to follow G7 Sew
E7 TEA!, a drink with jam and Am bread
That will F bring us G back to C Dooooooooe
G* C*

Intro w/ kazoo
Am Am Am Am

Verse 1
Am Came in from the city.... walked into the door
I G turned around when I heard the sound of Am footsteps on the floor
Am Love just like addiction, now I'm hooked on you
I G need some time to get it right, your Am love gonna see me through

Instrumental w/ kazoo
E7

Instrumental w/ kazoo
Am Am Am Am

Verse 2
Am Baby make your mind up.... give me what you got
G Fix me with your lovin' shut the Am door and turn the lock
Am Hey go get the doctor, doctor came too late
G Another night I feel alright my Am love for you can't wait

Instrumental w/ kazoo
E7

Chorus

Instrumental w/ kazoo
Am Am Am Am

Verse 3
Am Came in from the city, walked into the door
G I turned around when I heard the sound of Am footsteps on the floor
Am Said he was a killer, now I know it's true
G I'm dead when you walk out the door, Hey Am babe I'm hooked on you

Outro
Am Can't stop now, C Don't you know
D I ain't never gonna E7 let you go, Don't Am go...
Am Can't stop now, C Don't you know
D I ain't never gonna E7 let you go, Don't Am go...
Am Can't stop now, C Don't you know
D I ain't never gonna E7 let you go, Don't Am go...
Am Can't stop now, C Don't you know
D I ain't never gonna E7 let you go, Don't Am go...

Instrumental w/ kazoo
Am Am Am Am

Am*

F C Dm Am-Bb C F Bb F Bb

F Don't go C breaking my Bb heart. F I couldn't C if I Bb tried.
F Oh C7 Honey if Bb I get G7 restless. F ...Baby, C you're not that Bb kind
F-Bb F-Bb C

F Don't go C breaking my Dm heart. F You take the C weight off of Dm me.
F Oh C7 Honey when you Bb knock on my G7 door. F Ooh, I C gave you my Bb key.
F Bb F Bb C

F And C nobody Bb told us. F 'Cause C nobody Bb showed us.
F And C7 now it's Bb up to G7 us babe. F Oh, I C think we can Bb make it.
F Bb F Bb C
F So don't mis-C-under Bb stand me. F You put the C light in my Bb life.
F Oh, you C7 put the Bb spark to the G7 flame. F I've got your C heart in my Bb sights.
F Bb F Bb C

Chorus

F C Bb F C Bb
F C7 Bb G7 F C Bb F Bb F Bb C

Chorus

F Don't go C7 breaking my Dm heart..Am Bb I won't go C7 breaking your F heart.
F Don't go breaking C my, Dm don't go breaking Am Bb my,
don't go C7 breaking my F heart.
F Don't go breaking C my, Dm don't go breaking Am Bb my,
don't go C7 breaking my F heart.

Intro
C G F

Verse 1
Now C that she's back in the atmosphere
With G drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, F hey, hey, hey
She C acts like summer and walks like rain
Re-Gminds me that there's time to change, F hey, hey, hey, hey
C Since the return from her stay on the moon
She G listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, F hey, hey, hey,

Verse 2
Now C that she's back from that soul vacation
G Tracing her way through the constellation, F hey, hey, hey
She C checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Re-Gminds me that there's room to grow, hey, F hey, hey, hey
Now C that she's back in the atmosphere I'm a-Gfraid that she might think of me as
F plain ol' Jane, told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land

Bridge
Can you imagine no C love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Your G best friend always sticking F up for you, even when I know you're wrong
Can you imagine no C first dance, freeze dried romance G five-hour phone conversation
The Bb best soy latte that you ever had, and F me

Outro
C Na na na na na na G Na na na na na na
F na-na-na-na And did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
C Na na na na na na G Na na na na na na
And did you F fall from a shooting star, fall from a shooting star
C Na na na na na na G Na na na na na na
And are ya Bb lonely looking for yourself out F* there

F Dm C F Dm C

I was tired of my Flady,
we'd been togDmether too Clong
like a worn out Frecording
of a Dmfavorite Csong.

So while she lay there Fsleepin'
I read the Dmpaper in Cbed
and in the Gmpersonal Fcolumns
there was this Dmletter I Cread.

F | Am G F | Dm | C | G Dm C | Gm
F | Am G F | Dm | C | Em F C |

I didn't think about myF lady,AmGF
I know that soDmunds kind of mCeanGDmC
But me andGm my old FladyAmGF
had fallen iDmnto the saCme old dull EmroutinFeC

So I wGmrote to the Fpaper,AmGF
took out a Dmpersonal CadGDmC
And though IGm'm nobody's Fpoet,AmGF
I thought it Dmwasn't halfC bad.EmFC

F | Am G F | Dm | C | G Dm C | Gm
F | Am G F | Dm | C | Em F C |

So I waited with Fhigh hopesAmGF
and she waDmlked in the CplaceGDmC
I knew her sGmmile in an Finstant,AmGF
I knew the Dmcurve of herC faceEmFC

It was my Gmown lovely FladyAmGF
and she sDmaid, "Aw, Cit's yoGu.Dm"C
Then we Gmlaughed for a FmomentAmGF
and IDm said, "I Cnever knew.Em"FC

Chorus 2

F | Am G F | Dm | C | G Dm C | Gm
F | Am G F | Dm | C | Em F C |

Chorus 1

Yes, I like piña FcoladasAmGF
and getting caDmught in the CrainGDmC
I'm not mGmuch into Fhealth food,AmGF
I amDm into chamCpagneEmFC

Fade Out

Intro
FFDm*  CCGm*  FFDm*  CC

Verse 1
I was tired of my F lady,
we'd been toDmgether too C long
like a Gm worn out reFcording
of a Dm favorite C song
So while she C7 lay there F sleepin'
I read the Dm paper in C bed
and in the C7 personal coluFmns
there was this Dm letter I C read. C

Instrumental
FFDm*  CCGm*  FFDm*  CC

Verse 2
I didn't think about my F lady,
I know that Dm sounds kind of C mean
But me and C7 my old F lady
had fallen inDmto the C same old dull routine
So I C7 wrote to the F paper,
took out a Dm personal C ad
And though C7 I'm nobody's F poet,
I thought it Dm wasn't half C bad. C7

Instrumental
FFDm*  CCGm*  FFDm*  CC

Verse 3
So I waited with F high hopes
and she Dm walked in the C place
I knew her C7 smile in an inFstant,
I knew the Dm curve of her C face
It was my C7 own lovely F lady
and she Dm said, "Aw,  it's C you."
Then we C7 laughed for a F moment
and I Dm said, "I neCver knew." C

Outro
FFDm*  CCGm*  FFDm*  CC

Dm Well, I had me a boy, turned him into a man
I showed him all the things that he didn't understand
WhA7oa, and then I let him Dmgo

Dm Now, there's one in California who's been cursing my name
'Cause I found me a better lover in the UK
Hey, A7hey, until I made my getaDmway

Pre-Chorus NC
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
NC*They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave

Ex's and Dm oh's

Dm I had a summer lover down in New Orleans
Kept him warm in the winter, left him frozen in the spring
My, A7my, how the seasons go Dmby

Dm I get high, and I love to get low
So the hearts keep breaking, and the heads just roll
You A7know that's how the story Dmgoes

Pre-Chorus NC
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
'Cause I'm the best baby that they never gotta keep
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
NC*They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave

Chorus x2
Ex's and Dm oh's

Interlude Dm A7 Dm

Pre-Chorus NC
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
Coming over mountains and a-sailing over seas
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
NC*They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave

Chorus x2
Ex's and Dm oh's
Dm

Intro
A A A A

Verse 1
A My head is in a spin my feet don't touch the ground
A Because you're near to me my head goes round and round
D My knees are shaking baby, my heart it beats like A drum
boom boom, boom boom, boom boom, boom boom
It E7 feels like it D feels like I'm in A love...

Verse 2
A Ain't been this way before but I know I'm turned on
A This time it's something baby I can't turn off
D My knees are shaking baby, my heart it beats like a A drum
boom boom, boom boom, boom boom, boom boom
It E7 feels like it D feels like I'm in A love...
My E7 knees shake, my D heart beats like a A drum.
boom boom, boom boom, boom boom, boom boom

Bridge
E7 Ahhhhh D Ahhhhh A Ahhhhhh
E7 Ahhhhh D Ahhhhh A Ahhhhhh
It E7 feels like it D feels like I'm in A love...
My E7 knees shake, my D heart beats like a A drum.
boom boom, boom boom, boom boom, boom boom

Instrumental break w/ kazoo
A  D Ooh baby!
A  D Ooh baby!
A  D Ooh baby!
E7 Ohhhh....Ohhhhhhhhhhh

Verse 3
A My head is in a spin my feet don't touch the ground
A Because you're near to me my head goes round and round
D My knees are shaking baby my heart it beats like A drum
boom boom, boom boom, boom boom, boom boom
It E7 feels like it D feels like I'm in A love...
My E7 knees shake my D heart beats like a A drum.
boom boom, boom boom, boom boom, boom boom

Outro
E7 Ahhhhh D Ahhhhh A Ahhhhhh
E7 Ahhhhh D Ahhhhh A Ahhhhhh
It E7 feels like it D feels like I'm in A love...
Slowing
It E7 feels like it D feels like I'm in A love...

F

If you Fsave yourself for marriage, You're a bore
If you don't Dmsave yourself for marriage, You're a whore-able person
If you Bbwon't have a drink, Then you're a prude
But they'll Gmcall you a drunk, As soon as Cyou down the first one

If Fyou can't lose the weight, Then you're just fat
But Dmif you lose too much, Then you're on crack
You're Bbdamned if you do, And you're damned if you don't
So you Gmmight as well just do
WhatCever you wantC*, NCSo

FMake lots of noise, And Dmkiss lots of boys
Or Fkiss lots of girls, If that's Bbsomething you're Cinto
When the Fstraight and narrow, Gets a Dmlittle too straight
Roll up a Bbjoint, or don't, Just Ffollow your arrow
WhereCever it Fpoints, yeah, DmFollow your Farrow
WhereCever, it Fpoints

If Fyou don't go to church, You'll go to hell
If you're the Dmfirst one, On the front row, You're self-righteous son of a
BbCan't win for losing, You just disappoint 'em
Just 'Gmcause you can't beat 'em
Don't Cmean you should join 'em

FMake lots of noise, And Dmkiss lots of boys
Or Fkiss lots of girls, If that's Bbsomething you're Cinto
When the Fstraight and narrow, Gets a Dmlittle too straight
Roll up a Bbjoint, or don't, Just Ffollow your arrow
WhereCever it Fpoints, yeah, DmFollow your Farrow
WhereCever, it Fpoints

FSay what you feel, Love who love
'Cause you Dmjust get, so many trips around the sun
Yeah, you Bbonly, Only live Fonce

FMake lots of noise, And Dmkiss lots of boys
Or Fkiss lots of girls, If that's Bbsomething you're Cinto
When the Fstraight and narrow, Gets a Dmlittle too straight
Roll up aBb joint... or don't, Just Ffollow your arrow
WhereCever it Fpoints, yeah, DmFollow your Farrow
WhereCever it Fpoints

Intro + Whistling
C x2

Verse 1
C Gotta make move to a time that's right for me  + whistling
Time to keep me moving keep me groovin with some energy  + whistling
Well now G talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, G talk about it  + whistling
Talk about, F talk about, Em talk about Dm movin' C + whistling
C Gotta move on, C gotta move on, C gotta move on.

Instrumental Uke Melody Run
G F Em Dm C C

Instrumental w/ Whistling and Kazoo
Cm x4
F //// + Kazoo      F //// + Kazoo      F //// + Kazoo      F //// + Kazoo

Chorus

Instrumental + Whistling
C x2

Verse 2
C Gotta make move to a time that's right for me + whistling
Time to keep me moving keep me groovin with some energy + whistling
Well now G talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, G talk about it  + whistling
Talk about, F talk about, Em talk about Dm  movin' C + whistling
C Gotta move on, C gotta move on, C gotta move on.

Instrumental Uke Melody Run
G F Em Dm C C

Outro + Whistling
C x2

Intro
C C C C

Verse 1
Well, I C took a stroll on the old long walk, On a day-I-ay-I-Fay
I C met a little girl and we F stopped to C talk, on a grand-soft G day-I-C-ay
And I F ask you, C friend, what's a F fella to C do
'Cause her Am hair was G black and her F eyes were C blue
And I F knew right C then, I'd be F takin' a C whirl
'Round the Am Salthill G Prom with a F Galway C girl

Instrumental 1
C C C C | F F C C
F C G C | G G C C

Verse 2
We were C halfway there when the rain came down, On a day-I-ay-I-Fay
And she C asked me up to her F flat down C town, on a grand-soft G day-I-C-ay
And I F ask you, C friend, what's a F fella to C do
'Cause her Am hair was G black and her F eyes were C blue
So I F took her C hand, and I F give her a C twirl
And I Am lost my G heart to a F Galway C girl

Instrumental 2
C C C C | F F C C
F C G C | G G C C