Intro w Optional Riff
C C C C

Verse 1
C I was dreamin' when I wrote this, ForBbgive me if it goes astray C Riff
C But when I woke up this mornin', Could've Bb sworn it was judgment day C Riff
C The sky was all purple, There were Bb people runnin' everywhere C Riff
C Tryin' to run from the destruction, You Bb know I didn't even care C Riff

Verse 2
C I was dreaming' when I wrote this, So Bb sue me if I go too fast C Riff
C Life is just a party, and Bb parties weren't meant to last C Riff
C War is all around us, my Bb mind says prepare to fight C Riff
C So if I gotta die I'm gonna Bb listen to my body tonight C Riff

Verse 3
C If you didn't come to party, Don't Bb bother knockin' on my door C Riff
C I got a lion in my pocket, And Bb baby he's ready to roar C Riff
C Everybody's got a bomb, We could Bb all die any day Ooow C Riff
C But before I'll let that happen, I'll Bb dance my life away C Riff

Outro
1999 C Riff
1999 C Riff
1999 C Riff
C////////

Intro w/ Riff Same as verse
A A A
E7 E7 E7 E7
A

Verse 1
A You can tell the world, You never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I am E7 gone
Or you can tell your friends, Just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the A phone

Verse 2
A You can tell my arms, Go back into the farm
You can tell my feet to hit the E7 floor
Or you can tell my lips, To tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no A more

Instrumental w/ Riff Same as verse
A A A
E7 E7 E7 E7
A

Verse 3
A You can tell your maw, I moved to Arkansas
You can tell your dog that bit my E7 leg
Or tell your brother Cliff, Whose fist can tell my lip
He never really liked me anyAway

Verse 4
Go A tell your aunt Louise, Tell anything you please
Myself already knows I'm not oE7kay
Or you can tell my eye, Watch out for my mind
It might be walkin' out on me toAday

Chorus

NC - Acapella
But don't tell my heart, My achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, My achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man

Outro
HooooAoooo!!!

Instrumental w/ Riff Same as verse
A A A
E7 E7 E7 E7
A

Intro
Dm

Verse 1
I know you Dm like me I know you like me
I know you do I know you do
That's why wheAmnever I come around she's all over you
And I know you Dm want it I know you want it
It's easy to see it's easy to see
And in the Am back of your mind I know you should be on with me

Verse 2
Fight the Dm feeling fight the feeling
Leave it alone leave it alone
Cause if it ain't Am love it just ain't enough to leave a happy home oh, oh
Let's keep it Dm friendly let's keep it friendly
You have to play fair you have to play fair yeah
See I don't Am care but I know she ain't going wanna share.... Hmmmm

Chorus

Verse 3
See I know she Dm loves you I know she loves you
I understand I understand
I'd probably Am be just as crazy about you if you were my own man
Maybe next Dm lifetime maybe next lifetime
Possibly possibly
Until Am then oh friend you're secret is safe with me

Outro
Dm* Don't you wish your girlfriend was
Dm* hot, Dm* hot, Dm* hot, Dm* hot, Dm* hot

Intro
E7 A E7 A
E7 A E7 A

Verse 1
E7 If you D wake up and A don't want to smile
E7 If it D takes just a A little while
E7 Open your D eyes and A look at the day
B7 You'll see things in a B7 different way

Instrumental
E7 D A
E7 D A

Verse 2
E7 Why not D think about A times to come
E7 And not D about the A things that you've done
E7 If your D life was A bad to you
B7 Just think what B7 tomorrow will do

Chorus

Instrumental
E7 D A
E7 D A

Verse 3
E7 All I D want is to A see you smile
E7 If it D takes just a A little while
E7 I know you D don't A believe that it's true
B7 I never meant any B7 harm to you

Outro
E7 OoooDoooAooh, don't you look E7 back D A
E7 OoooDoooAooh, don't you look E7 back D A
E7 OoooDoooAooh, don't you look E7 back D A
E7 OoooDoooAooh, don't you look E7 baaaaack

E7 can be used instead of E

Intro
E A B7 E x2

Verse 1
E ... Oh my A life is changing every-B7day...Every possible E way
E ... And oh, my  A dreams, it's never quite as it B7 seems,
Never quite as it E seems
E I know I felt like this be-Afore, But now I'm feeling it even B7 more
Because it came from E you
E Then I open up and A see, The person falling here is B7 me
A different way to E be

Instrumental
G C G C

Verse 2
E ... I want A more, Impossible to B7 ignore, Impossible to E ignore
E ... They'll come A true, Impossible not to B7 do, Impossible not to E do
E Now I tell you open-Aly, You have my heart so don't hurt B7 me
You're what I couldn't E find
E A totally amazing A mind, So understanding and so B7 kind,
You're everything to E me

Outro Softly
E ... Oh my A life is changing every-B7day, Every possible E way
E ... Though my A dreams, it's never quite as it B7 seems,
cause you're a dream to E me Dream to me

E Laaaa A laaaa B7 etc E  x2

Acapella
NC Laaaa laaaa etc  x2

Intro w/ Kazoo
Em Em D Em x2

Verse 1
Em Sittin' here eatin' my heart out waitin'.. D waitin' for some lover to Em call
Em Dialed about a thousand numbers lately.. D almost rang the phone off the Em wall

Instrumental w/ Kazoo
Em Em D Em x2

Verse 2
Em Lookin' for a lover who needs another.. D don't want another night on my Em own
Em Want to share my love with a warm blooded lover.. D want to bring a wild man back Em home

Chorus

Bridge
Em Hot, hot, hot, hot stufffff.....D hot, hot, Em hot.
Em Hot, hot, hot, hot stufffff.....D hot, hot, Em hot.

Verse 3
Em Sittin' here eatin' my heart out, no reason.. won't D spend another night on my Em own
Em I dialed about a hundred numbers, baby….I’m D bound to find somebody Em home

Outro
Em Lookin' for some Am hot stuff, Bm baby, this Em evenin'.
Em I need some Am hot stuff, Bm baby, toEmnight.
Em I want some Am hot stuff, Bm baby, this Em evenin'.
Em I need Am hot stuff, Bm baby, toEmnight.

Em Lookin' for some Am hot stuff, Bm baby, this Em evenin'.
Em I need some Am hot stuff, Bm baby, toEmnight.
Em I want some Am hot stuff, Bm baby, this Em evenin'.
slowly
Am* Gotta have some hot stuff...
B7* Gotta have some lovin' toEmnight.

B7 A B7 A

If you see B7 a faded sign at the A side of the road that says
B7 15 miles to the A Loooooove B7 Shack A  Love Shack yeB7ah A

I'm B7 headin' down the at-A-lanta highB7way, A
Lookin' for the B7 love A getaway B7 Headed for the A love getaway

I B7 got me a car, it's  Aas big as a whale & we're B7headin' on down to the ALove Shack
I B7 got me a Chrysler, it A seats about 20. So B7 hurry up and bring your A Ukulele

B7 Sign says woo A "Stay away, fools". 'Cause B7 love rules at the A Love Shack

Well, A*B7* it's set way back A*B7* in the middle of a field.
A*B7* Just a funky old shack A*B7* and I gotta get back A

B7 Glitter on the mattAress. B7 Glitter on the highAway.
B7 Glitter on the front A porch. B7 Glitter on the hallAway

B7 Huggin' and a kissin', A Dancin' and a lovin'.
B7 Wearin' next to nothin', A 'Cause it's hot as an oven
The B7 whole shack shimmies, when A everybody's movin'
B7 around and around and around and aAround

B7 Everybody's movin', A everybody's groovin', baby.
B7 Folks linin' up outAside just to get down.
B7 Everybody's movin', Aeverybody's groovin', baby.
B7 Funky little shack, A funky little shack

B7 Hop in my Chrysler, it's as A big as a whale and it's B7about to set A sail
B7 I got me a car, it A seats about 20. So B7 come on and bring your A Ukulele

Bass break
B7 A x4

Quiet then build up, muted strumming
B7 Bang, bang, bang, A on the door, baby B7*B7* A Knock a little louder, baby
B7 Bang, bang, bang, A on the door, baby B7*B7* A I can't hear you
B7 Bang, bang, bang, A on the door, baby B7*B7* A Knock a little louder, baby
B7 Bang, bang, bang, A on the door, baby B7*B7* A I can't hear you

B7 Bang, baaaang A on the door, baby B7 Bang, baaaang A on the door
B7 Bang, baaaang A on the door baby B7 Bang, baaaang A on the door
Your what?!?B7* Tin roof, rusted
B7 Love Shack, baby, A Love Shack, B7 Love Shack, baby, A Love Shack
B7 Love Shack, baby, A Love Shack, B7 Love Shack, baby, A Love Shack
B7* Bang B7* Baaaang

Intro - Bass only
Em C B7 x2

Drums & Ukes
Em C B7 x2

Verse 1
I'm gonna Em fight 'em off C B7
A seven nation Em army couldn't hold me back C B7
They're gonna Em rip it off C B7
Taking their Em time right behind my back C B7
And I'm Em talking to myself at C night, Because I B7 can't forget Em C B7
Em Back and forth through my C mind, Behind a B7 cigarette Em C B7
And a G message coming from my A eyes says leave it alone

Instrumental + Kazoos
Em C B7 x4
G/// A/// All Stop

Bass only
Em C B7 x2

Drums & Ukes
Em C B7 x2

Verse 2
Don't want to Em hear about it C B7
Every single Em one's got a story to tell C B7
Everyone Em knows about it C B7
From the Queen of Em England to the hounds of Hell C B7
And if I Em catch it coming back my C way, I'm gonna B7 serve it to you Em C B7
And Em that ain't what you want to C hear, But that's B7 what I'll do Em C B7
And a G feeling coming from my A bones says find a home

Instrumental + Kazoos
Em C B7 x4
G/// A/// All Stop

Bass only
Em C B7 x2

Drums & Ukes
Em C B7 x2

Verse 3
I'm going to Em Wichita C B7
Far from this Em opera, forever more C B7
I'm going to Em work the straw C B7
Make the sweat Em drip out of every pore C B7
And I'm Em bleeding and I'm bleeding and I'm C bleeding, Right B7 before the Lord Em
Em C B7
All the Em words are going to bleed from C me, And I will B7 think no more Em
Em C B7
And the G stains coming from my A blood tell me go back home

Outro Instrumental + Kazoos loudly
Em C B7 x4

Em////////

Intro
A*

Verse 1
NC We'll be toAgether again, I've been waiting for a long time
We're gonna be, we're gonna be toDgether again
I've been connected to the A right line
We'll be toE7gether and nobody ain't D never
Gonna disconnect us, or ever separate us, Or say to us you've got to

Instrumental
A A A A* Stop

Verse 2
NC We'll be toAgether again, I've been waiting for a long time
We're gonna be, we're gonna be toDgether again
I've been connected to the A right line
We'll be toE7gether and nobody ain't D never
Gonna disconnect us, or ever separate us, Or say to us you've got to

Chorus

Instrumental + Kazoo
A A A A
A A A A
A A* Stop

Bridge
NC We'll be toE7gether and nobody ain't D never
Gonna disconnect us, or ever separate us, Or say to us you've got to

Outro
A* Stop!

Intro w/ Kazoo
A A A A

Verse 1
A All the old paintings on the tombs, A They do the sand dance don't you know
A If they move too quick oh whey oh, A They're falling down like a domino
A All the bazaar men by the Nile, A They got the mon-ey on a bet
A Gold crocodiles oh whey oh, A They snap their teeth on your cigarette

Instrumental w/ Kazoo
A A A A

Verse 2
A The blonde waitresses take their trays, A They spin around and they cross the floor
A They've got the moves oh whey oh, A You drop your drink then they bring you more
A All the school kids so sick of books, A They like the punk and the metal band
A When the buzzer rings oh whey oh, A They're walking like an Egyptian

Bridge w/ whistling, single strum
A* A* A* A*

Bridge w/ Scratching
NC Slide your feet up the street bend your back, NC Shift your arm then you pull it back
NC Life is hard you know oh whey oh, NC So strike a pose on a Cadillac

Verse 4
A If you want to find all the cops, A They're hanging out in the donut shop
A They sing and dance oh whey oh, A Spin the clubs cruise down the block
A All the Japanese with their yen, A The party boys call the Kremlin
A And the Chinese know oh whey oh, A They walk the line like Egyptian

Outro w/ Kazoo
A A A A

Acapella
*WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN*

Intro with Kazoo
G x4

Verse 1
G Girl, you really got me goin',  You got me so I don't know what I'm doin', now
Yeah, you really got me now, You got me so I can't sleep at night

A Yeah, you really got me now,
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin', now

Oh, D yeah, you really got me now,
You got me so I can't sleep at night

Verse 2
G See, don't ever set me free, I always wanna be by your side
Girl, you really got me now, You got me so I can't sleep at night

A Yeah, you really got me now,
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin', now

Oh, D yeah, you really got me now,
You got me so I can't sleep at night

Instrumental with Kazoo
G x4

Verse 3
G See, don't ever set me free, I always wanna be by your side
Girl, you really got me now, You got me so I can't sleep at night

A Yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin', now

Oh, D yeah, you really got me now
You got me so I can't sleep at night

Outro
D* – D* – D* – D*