The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room
Flight of the Conchords
Intro: [ Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Am7 Gmaj7 G7]
[Cmaj7] Looking 'round the [Gmaj7] room, I can tell that [Am7] you
Are the most [Gmaj7] beautiful [G7] girl, in the... [Cmaj7] room.
[Am7] In the whole wide [Gmaj7] room. [G7]
[Cmaj7]And when you're on the [Gmaj7] street, depending on the [Am7] street,
I bet you are [Gmaj7] definitely [G7] in the top three.
[Cmaj7] Good looking girls on the [Gmaj7] street.
[Am7] Depending on the [Gmaj7] street. [G7]
[Cmaj7] And when I saw you at my [Gmaj7] mate's place,
I thought, [Am7] what is she doing...* [pause]
At my [Cmaj7] mate's place?
[Gmaj7] How did Dave get, a [Am7] hottie like that, to a [Gmaj7] party like [G7] this?
Good one, [Cmaj7] Dave. [Gmaj7]
Ooh, you're a [Am7] legend, Dave. [Gmaj7] [G7]
[Cmaj7] I ask Dave if he's [Gmaj7] gonna make a move on you,
[Am7] He's not sure, I say [Gmaj7]”Dave, do you [G7] mind if [Cmaj7] I do?”
He [Gmaj7] says he doesn't mind, but I can [Am7] tell he kinda minds,
But I'm [Gmaj7] gonna do it [G7] anyway.
[Cmaj7] I see you standing all a-[Gmaj7] lone, by the stereo,
[Am7] I dim the lights down [Gmaj7] very low, [G7] here we go.
[Cmaj7] You're so [Gmaj7] beautiful, [Am7] you could be a [Gmaj7] waitress.
[Cmaj7] You're so [Gmaj7] beautiful,
[Am7] you could be an [Gmaj7] air ho-[G7]stess in the [Cmaj7] sixties.
You're so [Gmaj7] beautiful,
[Am7] you could be a [Gmaj7] part -[G7] time [Cmaj7] model. [Gmaj7]
And then I [Am7] seal the deal; I do my [Gmaj7] moves, I do my [G7] dance moves.
[Gmaj7] Both of my [Cm] dance moves [Gmaj7] [Cm]
Oh- oh-oh Oh-oh-oh
It's [Gmaj7] 12.02, just me and you,
And [Cm] seven other dudes, around you on the [Gmaj7] dance floor.
I draw you near; let's get out of here,
[Cm] Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab...
[Cmaj7] I can't be-[Gmaj7] lieve, that I'm [Am7] sharing a kebab,
With the most [Gmaj7] beautiful [G7] girl, I have [Cmaj7] ever seen with a ke-[Gmaj7] bab.
[Am7] Ooh...[Gmaj7] [G7]
[Cmaj7] Why don't we [Gmaj7] leave? Let’s [Am7] go to my house,
And we can [Gmaj7] feel each other [G7] up on the [Cmaj7] couch.
Oh no, I [Gmaj7] don't mind taking it [Am7] slow, [Gmaj7] no-o-o, [G7] ye-ea-ah.
[Cmaj7] Cos you're so [Gmaj7] beautiful,
Like a [Am7] tree, [Gmaj7] [G7]
Or a [Cmaj7] high-class prostitute. [Gmaj7]
You're so [Gmaj7] beautiful, [Am7] you could be a [Gmaj7] part –[G7]time [Am7] model.
But you'd [Cmaj7] probably still have to keep your normal job.
A part-time [Am7] model
Spending [Cmaj7 single strum] part of your time modelling,
And part of your time, next to [Dmaj7] me...
[Cmaj7] [Gmaj7] [Am7] [Gmaj7] [G7]
[Am7] My [Gmaj7] place is [G7] usually tidier than [Cmaj7] this.
[Gmaj7] [Am7] [G]