Rentaghost - Michael Staniforth
If your [D]mansion house needs [C]haunting, Just call [G]Renta-[D]ghost.
We've got [D]spooks and ghouls and [A]freaks and fools, at [G]Renta-[A]ghost.
Hear the [D]Phantom of the [A]Opera sing a [G]haunting melo-[Gm]dy.
Remember [D]what you [A] see, is not a [G]myste-[A]ry, but, [A7]Renta-[D]ghost!
At your [D]party, be a [C]smarty, then hire [G]Renta-[D]ghost.
If you [D]want a fright, climb the [A]spooky heights, [G]with Renta-[A]ghost.
You can [D]let our spirits [A]move you and for [G]fun, play Ghostman's [Gm]Knock.
Because we [D]aim to [A]shock we hope your [G]knees will [A]knock that's [A7]Renta-[D]ghost.
Let me [G]say the most terrific, simple ghost, not scientific,
Maybe [D]supernatural [G]houlies of the [D]day.
Heavy [G]footsteps in your attic, means a spectre, telepathic,
Is des-[D]cending just to [G]spirit you [A]away, [A7]yaaaaaaay
We are ex-[D]traordinary [C]fellas, here at, [G]Renta-[D]ghost.
To be a-[D]nother Uri [A]Geller, come to [G]RRRRRenta-[A]ghost.
For a bi-[D]ography, we've ghost-[A]writers
And not for-[G]getting, a ghost [Gm]script.
An appa-[D]rition [A]quipped from deep in-[G]side a [A]crypt; ring [A7]Renta-[D]ghost.
An appa-[D]rition [A]quipped from deep in-[G]side a [A]crypt; ring [A7]Renta-[D]ghost.
[N.C over evil cackling laugh] Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!