Fuck Christmas - Eric Idle
[C]
Fuck [C]Christmas! [Am]... It's a [Dm]waste of fucking [G]time
Fuck [C]Santa [Am] ... He's just [Dm]out to get your [G]dime
Fuck [F]Holly and Fuck [C]Ivy
And fuck [Dm]all that [G]mistle[C]toe
White-[D]bearded [E7]big fat [Am]bastards ...
Ringing [F]bells where e'er you [G]go
And [Am]bloated men in [Am7]shopping malls...
All [Am]going Ho-Ho-[F]Ho
It's [C]fucking Christmas [G]time a[C]gain!
[C]
Fuck [C]Christmas [Am].... It's a [Dm]fucking Disney [G]show
Fuck [C]reindeer [Am]..... And [Dm]all that fucking [G]snow
Fuck [F]carols and fuck [C]Rudolph
And his [Dm]stupid [G]fucking [C]nose
And [D]fucking [E7]sleigh bells [Am]tinkling
Every[F]where you fucking [G]goes
Fuck [Am]stockings and fuck [Am7]shopping
It just [Am]drives us all in[F]sane
[single strums]
Go [C]tell the elves to [Am]fuck themselves
It's [Dm]Christmas [G]time a[C]gain!