Intro- Whistle Jingle Bells
C
Verse 1
Fuck C Christmas! Am... It's a Dm waste of fucking G time
Fuck C Santa Am ... He's just Dm out to get your G dime
Fuck F Holly and Fuck C Ivy
And fuck Dm all that G mistleCtoe
White-D bearded E7 big fat Am bastards ...
Ringing F bells where e'er you G go
And Am bloated men in Am7 shopping malls...
All Am going Ho-Ho-F Ho
It's C fucking Christmas G time aCgain!
Instrumental
Am Dm G
Verse 2
Fuck C Christmas Am.... It's a Dm fucking Disney G show
Fuck C reindeer Am..... And Dm all that fucking G snow
Fuck F carols and fuck C Rudolph
And his Dm stupid G fucking C nose
And D fucking E7 sleigh bells Am tinkling
EveryF where you fucking G goes
Fuck Am stockings and fuck Am7 shopping
It just Am drives us all inFsane
single strums
Go C tell the elves to Am FUCK themselves
It's Dm Christmas G time aCgain!
Outro- Whistle Jingle Bells