Wi' ma Chand on ma Amheart and ma Emheart in myG mooth
With Carms that could Amreach o'er the Gsea
Ma Cfeet might be Ambig but the Eminsects are Fsafe
They'll Fnever get Gstood on by Cme
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CHermAmless, EmhermGless
There's Cnever nae Ambother frae Gme
Ah Cgo tae the Amlibrary an' Emtak' oot a Fbook
FThen Ah go Ghame for ma Ctea
There's ane or twa lads that Ah could ca' my chums
They're canny and meek as can be
There's Tam wi' his pigeons, and Will wi' his mice
And Robert McClenaghan and me
Ah collect a' the coupons that come wi' the soup
And when Ah have saved fifty-three
Ah send away fifty, put three in a drawer
And something gets posted tae me
Hermless, hermless,
There's never nae bother frae me
Naeb'dy would notice if I wasnae there
If I didnae go hame for ma tea