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Old Woman from Belfast  [C]

Verse 1:
There [C] was an old woman in [F] Belfast did [C] dwell
A [C] dirty old [Am] woman, I [G] knew her quite well
Some [C] pills she did take in the [F] middle of the [C] night,
When [C] all of a [G] sudden she wanted to [C]  [CLAP]

|[Chorus]
|[C] Tra la, [F] tra la la [C] Lee
|For it's [C] six miles from Bangor to [G] Donagha[C]dee.

Verse 2:
In the [C] middle of the night she was [F] feeling so [C] low,
She put [C] her hand [Am] under the [G] bed for the po,
The  [C] po wasn't there so she [F] turned out the [C] gas,
Up [C] went the window and [G] out went her [C] ass.

[Chorus]

Verse 3:
There [C] was a young constable [F] walking his [C] beat,
He  [C] heard the [Am] commotion and he [G] ran down the street,
He was [C] feeling so bashful and [F] feeling so [C] shy,
When a [C] big lump of [CLAP] hit him [G] right in the [C] eye.

|[Chorus]
|[C] Tra la, [F] tra la la [C] Lee
|For it's [C] six miles from Bangor to [G] Donagha[C]dee.

Verse 4:
He [C] looked up to see from [F] where he'd been [C] hit,
He [C] said oh my [Am] god I've been [G] blinded by IT!
At [C] Mountpottinger corner you can now [F] see him [C] sit,
With a [C] card on his chest "I was [G] blinded by [C] [CLAP]"

[Chorus]

Now, she (C) **** all that night and (F) she **** all that (C) day,
They (C) called for the (Am) council to (G) take it away.
When (C) the council-men came, (F) they said "Oh, what a (C) sight!"
There was (C) mountains and mountains and (G) mountains of (C) *****.

[Chorus]

Now, (C) this is the (F) end of this old Belfast (C) farce,
About (C) that old woman's (Am) undependable (G) arse.
So, (C) if you're in Belfast, (F) especially at (C) night.
Never (C) mind the bullets, (G) look out for ... (C) THAT'S RIGHT!

[Chorus x 2]

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