Cajon Intro:
+Bass Intro
Verse 1
Dm Meet you downstairs in the Gm bar and hurt
your A rolled up sleeves in your Dm skull t-shirt.
You say, Dm "What did you do with Gm him today?"
And A sniff me out like I was Dm Tanqueray.
Verse 2
Gm 'Cos you're my fella, my guy.
E7 Hand me your Stella and fly.
F By the time, I'm out the door,
You E7 tear men down like A Roger Moore.
Chorus
Dm I cheated myself.Am....like I E7 knew I Am would
I Dm told ya....I was Am trouble....You E7 know that....I'm no Am good
Dm Dm
Verse 3
Dm Upstairs in bed with Gm my ex boy.
A He's in the place, but I Dm can’t get joy.
Dm Thinking of you in the Gm final throes,
A This is when my Dm buzzer goes.
Verse 4
Gm Run out to meet your chips and pitta.
E7 You say, "When we marry?". 'Cos you're not bitter.
F There'll be none of him no more.
I E7 cried for you on the A kitchen floor.
Chorus
Kazoo
Dm Am E7 Am
Dm Am E7 Am
Verse 5
Dm Sweet reunion, JaGmmaica and Spain.
A We're like how we Dm were again.
Dm I'm in the tub, You’Gmre on the seat.
A Lick your lips as I Dm soak my feet.
Verse 6
Gm Then you notice lickle carpet burn
E7 My stomach drop and my guts churn
F You shrug....and it's the worst
to E7 truly stick the A knife in first?
Chorus
Dm I cheated myself.Am....like I E7 knew I Am would
I Dm told ya....I was Am trouble....You E7 know that....I'm no Am good
Kazoo Outro
Dm Am E7 Am
Dm Am E7 Am