Intro + Kazoo
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Verse 1
F A man walks down the street, says Bb why am I C soft in the middle now,
F why am I soft in the middle, the Bb rest of my C life is so hard,
F I need a photo-opportunity, Bb I want a C shot at redemption,
F dont want to end up a cartoon, in a Bb cartoon C graveyard,
F bonedigger, bonedigger, Bb dogs in the C moonlight,
F far away my Bb well-lit door, C
F Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly, Bb get these mutts C away from me,
F you know I don't find this stuff amuBbsing no more C
Chorus
F If you'll be my bodyguard, Bb I can be your C long lost pal F Bb C
F I can call you Betty and Bb Betty when you C call me, you can F call me AL. Bb C
Intro + Kazoo
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Verse 2
F A man walks down the street, he says Bb why am I C short of attention,
F got a short little span of attention, and Bb woah my C nights are so long,
F wheres my wife and family, Bb what if I C die here,
F who'll be my role-model, Bb now that my C role-model is
F gone, gone, he Bb ducked back down the C alley with some
F roly-poly little Bb bat-faced girl, C
F all along, along there were Bb incidents and C accidents,
there were F hints and allegations Bb C
Chorus
F If you'll be my bodyguard, Bb I can be your C long lost pal F Bb C
F I can call you Betty and Bb Betty when you C call me, you can F call me AL. Bb C
Intro + Kazoo
F Bb C F Bb C
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Verse 3
F A man walks down the street, its a Bb street in a C strange world,
F maybe its the Third World, Bb maybe its his C first time around,
F doesnt speak the language, he Bb holds no C currency,
F he is a foreign man, Bb he is C surrounded by
F the sound, the sound, Bb cattle in the C marketplace,
F scatterlings and orphanages Bb C
he looks F around, around, he sees Bb angels in the C architecture,
F spinning in infinity, he says Bb Hey C Hallelujah!
Chorus
F Na na na na, Bb na na C na na na, F Na na na na, Bb na na C na na na na
F Na na na na, Bb na na C na na na, F Na na na na, Bb na na C na na na na
Intro + Kazoo
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