Intro
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Verse 1
F If I were a fish and you caught me
You'd say "Look at that fish"
Bb Shimmering in the sun
Such a rare one
Can't believe that you caught one F
If I were a fish and you caught me
You'd say look at that fish
Bb Heaviest in the sea
You'd win first prize
If you caught me
Chorus
C Why's everybody on the inBbternet so F mean?
C Why's everybody so Bb afraid of what they've never F seen?
If C I was scrolling Bb through and I saw F me
Dm Flopping around and hit singing my song
Bb I'd say HIT "Damn, they're cute" and sing along F
Verse 2
F If I were a rock you would pick me up
And say "That's a nice rock"
Bb Skippiest on the lake
Plop, plop, plop
I'm the perfect shape
F And if I were a sock you would put me on
And say "That's a nice sock"
Bb Happiest as a pair
Bb HIT I found you now I'm not scared
Chorus
C Why's everybody on the inBbternet so F mean?
C Why's everybody so Bb afraid of what they've never F seen?
If C I was scrolling Bb through and I saw F me
Dm Flopping around and hit singing my song
Bb I'd say HIT "Damn, they're cute" and sing C alonggg....
Bridge
How lucky are F we?
Of all the fish in the sea?
You get to be Bb you
And I get to be me
Just let them be Dm mean
We're as free as can F be
To be the you-est of Bb you
And the me-est of me eee eeee ^ eee
F If I were a fish...do do do do...
Bb If I were a fish...do do do do...
F If I were a fish...do do do do...
Bb If I were a fish...do do do do...