The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Yankovic [Verse 1] D G D Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys G A D For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys D G D When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death G A D Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath [Verse 2] D G D From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo G A D Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo D G D And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye G A D "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!" |[Chorus 1] |Bm D Bm D |The night Santa went crazy |Bm D A D |The night Saint Nick went insane |Bm D Bm D |Realized he'd been getting the raw deal |Bm D A D |Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain [Verse 3] D G D Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it G A D Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet D G D And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage G A D And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage [Pre-Chorus] D G D He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger Bm A D And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger Bm G D And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen Bm A D And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!" |[Chorus 2] |Bm D Bm D |The night Santa went crazy |Bm D A D |The night Kris Kringle went nuts |Bm D Bm D |Now, you can't hardly walk around the North Pole |Bm D A D |Without steppin' in reindeer guts [Verse 4] D G D Yes, in Virginia, now Santa's doing time G A D In a Federal prison for his infamous crime D G D Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears G A D He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years. [Pre-Chorus] D G D But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous Bm A D And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service Bm G D And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night Bm A D With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights (They talk about) |[Chorus] |Bm D Bm D |The night Santa went crazy |Bm D A D |The night Saint Nicholas flipped |Bm D Bm D |Broke his back for some milk and cookies |Bm D A D |Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped | Bm D Bm D |Wo, The night Santa went crazy |Bm D A D |The night Saint Nick went insane |Bm D Bm D |Realized he'd been gettin' the raw deal |Bm D A D |Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain |Bm D A D |Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain | Bm D A D |Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain