The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1]
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Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
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For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
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When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
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Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
[Verse 2]
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From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
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Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
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And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
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"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
|[Chorus 1]
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|The night Santa went crazy
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|The night Saint Nick went insane
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|Realized he'd been getting the raw deal
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|Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
[Verse 3]
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Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
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Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
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And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
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And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
[Pre-Chorus]
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He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
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And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
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And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
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And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
|[Chorus 2]
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|The night Santa went crazy
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|The night Kris Kringle went nuts
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|Now, you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
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|Without steppin' in reindeer guts
[Verse 4]
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Yes, in Virginia, now Santa's doing time
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In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
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Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
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He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.
[Pre-Chorus]
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But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
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And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
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And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
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With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights (They talk about)
|[Chorus]
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|The night Santa went crazy
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|The night Saint Nicholas flipped
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|Broke his back for some milk and cookies
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|Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
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|Wo, The night Santa went crazy
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|The night Saint Nick went insane
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|Realized he'd been gettin' the raw deal
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|Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
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|Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
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|Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
The Night Santa Went Crazy [D]Weird Al Yankovic
Verse 1 DDown in the workshop all the Gelves were making Dtoys GFor the good Gentile girls and the Agood Gentile Dboys DWhen the boss busted in, nearly Gscared 'em half to Ddeath GHad a rifle in his hands and cheap Awhiskey on his Dbreath
Verse 2 DFrom his beard to his boots he was Gcovered with Dammo GLike a big fat drunk disgruntled AYuletide DRambo DAnd he smiled as he said with a Gtwinkle in his Deye G"Merry Christmas to all - now you're Aall gonna Ddie!"
Chorus 1 BmThe niDght BmSanta went Dcrazy BmThe niDght Saint ANick went Dinsane BmRealizDed he'd been Bmgetting the raw Ddeal BmSomethin' Dfinally must've Asnapped in his Dbrain
Verse 3 DWell, the workshop is gone now, he Gdecided to Dbomb it GEverywhere you'll find pieces of ACupid and DComet DAnd he tied up his helpers, and he Gheld the elves Dhostage GAnd he ground up poor Rudolph into Areindeer Dsausage
Pre-Chorus DHe got Dancer and Prancer with aGn old German LuDger BmAnd he slashed up Dasher just Alike Freddy DKrueger BmAnd he picked up a flamethrower and he Gbarbecued DBlitzen BmAnd he took a big bite and said "AIt tastes just like Dchicken!"
Chorus 2 BmThe niDght BmSanta went Dcrazy BmThe niDght Kris KAringle went Dnuts BmNow, yDou can't hardBmly walk around tDhe North Pole BmWithouDt steppin' in Areindeer Dguts
Verse 4 DYes, in Virginia, now GSanta's doing Dtime GIn a Federal prison for his Ainfamous Dcrime DHey little friend now, don't you Gcry no more Dtears GHe'll be out with good behavior in seven Ahundred more Dyears.
Pre-Chorus DBut now Vixen's in therapy and DonnGer's still Dnervous BmAnd the elves all got jobs working Afor the postal Dservice BmAnd they say Mrs. Claus she's on the Gphone every Dnight BmWith a lawyer negotiating the Amovie Drights They talk about
Chorus BmThe niDght BmSanta went Dcrazy BmThe niDght Saint ANicholas Dflipped BmBroke Dhis back for Bmsome milk and Dcookies BmSounds to Dme like he was tAired of gettingD gypped Wo, BmThe Dnight BmSanta went Dcrazy BmThe niDght Saint ANick went Dinsane BmRealizDed he'd been Bmgettin' the raw Ddeal BmSomethin' Dfinally must've Asnapped in his Dbrain BmWo, Somethin' Dfinally must've Asnapped in his Dbrain Tell ya, Bmsomethin' Dfinally must've Asnapped in his Dbrain