Prop Me Up Beside The Juke Box If I Die - Joe Diffie [Intro] [D] [G] [Verse 1] Well I [D]ain't afraid of dying, it's the [G]thought of being dead I wanna go on [G]being me once my [Em]eulogy's been [A]read Don't [D]spread my ashes out to sea, don't [G]lay me down to rest You can put my [G]mind at ease if you [Em]fill my last re[A]quest |[Chorus] |Prop me [D]up beside the jukebox if I die |Lord, I wanna go to Heaven, but I don't [A]wanna go tonight |[D]Fill my boots up with sand, [G]put a stiff drink in my hand |Prop me [D]up beside the [C]jukebox [A]if I [D]die [Verse 2] Just [D]let my headstone [C]be a neon [D]sign Just let it burn in memory of [A]all of my good times [D]Fix me up with a mannequin, just re[G]member I like blondes I'll be the [D]life of the party even [A]when I'm dead and gone [Chorus] [Instrumental] [D] [G] [D] [A] [Bridge] Just [D]make your next selection and [G]while you're still in line [D]You can pay your last respects one [A]quarter at a time |[Chorus] |Prop me [D]up beside the jukebox if I die |Lord, I wanna go to Heaven, but I don't [A]wanna go tonight |[D]Fill my boots up with sand, [G]put a stiff drink in my hand |Prop me [D]up beside the [C]jukebox [A]if I [D]die [Outro] [NC]Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord, I wanna go to Heaven, but I don't wanna go tonight [D]Fill my boots up with sand, [G]put a stiff drink in my hand Prop me [D]up beside the [C]jukebox [A]if I [D]die Lord, prop me [D]up beside the [C]jukebox [A]if I [D]die