Intro
D
Chorus
D She never cried when old Yeller died
She wasn't G washed in the blood of the D lamb
D She never stood up for the star spangled banner
And she E7 wasn't a John Wayne A fan F D
D Her baby blue eyes hid the warning signs
That G woman was bad to the D bone
G She never cried when D old Yeller died
So do you A think I'll cry when she's D gone
Verse 1
D So desperate, I answered an ad in the personals
G Hoping to find me a D date
D A good lookin' non smokin' full figured Leo
Was E7 looking to find her a A mate
D We hit it off, we got it G on
D My love was growing so G strong
Then A I started seeing a side of that woman
I should have seen all Am along#
Chorus
Instrumental
G D A D
Verse 2
D I can't believe I just didn't see
The G writing there on the D wall
D Listening to those Barry Mannilow records
Was just E7 one of her character A flaws
SomeDtimes she was rude, and G naturally crude
But this D good old boy let it G pass
But A when she cussed in front of my mom
I told she could kiss my Am Ass
Chorus
Yeah D She never cried when old Yeller died
She wasn't G washed in the blood of the D lamb
D She never stood up for the star spangled banner
And she E7 wasn't a John Wayne A fan
Her D baby blue eyes hid the warning signs
That G woman was bad to the D bone
G She never cried when D old Yeller died
So do you A think I'll cry when she's D gone
G She never cried when D old Yeller died
And I E7 ain't gonna A cry when she's G gone D