Thats My Story - Collin Raye [Verse 1] [C] I came in as the sun came up [C] She glared at me over her coffee cup She said, [F] "Where've you been?" So I thought real hard And said, "I [C] fell asleep in that hammock in the yard" She said, [G] "You don't know it, boy, but you just blew it" Well I said [C] "that's my story and I'm sticking to it." |[Chorus] |[F] That's my story Oh [C] that's my story |Well I [G] ain't got a witness and I can't prove it |But [C] that's my story and I'm sticking to it. [Verse 2] [C] I got that deer in the headlights look [C] She read my face like a cover of a book and said, [F] "don't expect me to believe all that static [C] Cause just last week I threw that hammock in the attic My [G] skin got so thin you could see right through it And I stuttered [C] "that's my story and I'm stic-sticking to it" [Chorus] [Bridge] [C] [Bb] [F] [C] (soken) You know the time comes when a wise man knows the best that he can do Is just look her in the eye and beg for mercy and face the bitter truth [Verse 3] [C] Honey me and boys played cards all night [C] No hanky panky not a woman in sight I [F] know I should have called and baby I-I'm real sorry [C] Let's get a cellular phone and then you won't have to worry You [G] know how much I love ya and darling I'm ready to prove it [C] That's my story and I'm sticking to it. |[Chorus] |[F] That's my story Oh [C] that's my story |Well I [G] ain't got a witness and I can't prove it |But [C] that's my story and I'm sticking to it. [Outro] You know [G] I ain't going to do a thing unless you approve it That's [C] my story and I'm sticking to it.