Thats My Story - Collin Raye [Verse 1] [C]I came in as the sun came up [C]She glared at me over her coffee cup She said, "[F]Where've you been?" So I thought real hard And said, "I [C]fell asleep in that hammock in the yard" She said, "[G]You don't know it, boy, but you just blew it" Well I said "[C]that's my story and I'm sticking to it." |[Chorus] |[F]That's my story Oh [C]that's my story |Well I [G]ain't got a witness and I can't prove it |But [C]that's my story and I'm sticking to it. [Verse 2] [C]I got that deer in the headlights look [C]She read my face like a cover of a book and said, "[F]don't expect me to believe all that static [C]Cause just last week I threw that hammock in the attic My [G]skin got so thin you could see right through it And I stuttered "[C]that's my story and I'm stic-sticking to it" [Chorus] [Bridge] [C] [Bb] [F] [C] (soken) You know the time comes when a wise man knows the best that he can do Is just look her in the eye and beg for mercy and face the bitter truth [Verse 3] [C]Honey me and boys played cards all night [C]No hanky panky not a woman in sight I [F]know I should have called and baby I-I'm real sorry [C]Let's get a cellular phone and then you won't have to worry You [G]know how much I love ya and darling I'm ready to prove it [C]That's my story and I'm sticking to it. |[Chorus] |[F]That's my story Oh [C]that's my story |Well I [G]ain't got a witness and I can't prove it |But [C]that's my story and I'm sticking to it. [Outro] You know [G]I ain't going to do a thing unless you approve it That's [C]my story and I'm sticking to it.