Verse 1
C I used to come home late and not a minute too soon
G Barking like a dog, howling at the moon
You'd be mad as an ol' red hen, C up all night wonderin' where I been
F I'd fall down and say come help me honey
C You laughed outloud, I guess you D thought it was funny
G I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you C ain't NC much fun since I quit drinkin'
Chorus 1
F Now I'm paintin' the house and I'm mendin' the fence
C I guess I gone out and lost all my good sense
D Too much work is hard for your health
G I could've died drinkin', now I'm killing myself
C Now I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash
G It's honey do this, honey do that
G I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you C ain't NC much fun since I quit drinkin'
Instrumental
F C D G C G G C
Chorus 2
F Now I'm fixin' the sink and I'm mowin' the grass
C You made me a list and I'm bustin' my...wheel
D All broke down, tail's been draggin'
G It's a tough ol' life up here on the wagon
C Now I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash
G It's honey do this, honey do that
G I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you C ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
Outro
G Yeah, I sobered up, and I got to thinkin'
Girl you C ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'