Intro
NC Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck, You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
NC Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer sure, for sure, By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
NC Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
D Mercy sakes alive, C looks like we got us D a convoy C D C D
Verse 1 C Was the D dark of the moon on the sixth of June, In a C Kenworth pullin' logs
G Cab-over Pete with a reefer on, And a D Jimmy haulin' hogs
C We is D headin' for bear on I-one-oh, C 'Bout a mile outta Shaky Town
I says, G "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck", "And D I'm about to put the hammer down"
Chorus C 'Cause we Bb got a little ol' F convoy, C Rockin' through the F night
Yeah, Bb we got a little ol' F convoy, C Ain't she a beautiful A sight?
Bb Come on and join our F convoy, Ain't C nothin' gonna get in our F way
We gonna Bb roll this truckin' F convoy, C 'Cross the UASA
Link D Convoy! Ah, breaker, Pig Pen, this here's the Duck And, you wanna back off them hogs?
D Convoy Yeah, 10-4, 'bout five mile or so. D Ten, roger. Them hogs is gettin'C in-tense up heDre C
Verse 2 D By the time we got into Tulsa Town,C We had eighty-five trucks in all
But they's a G roadblock up on the cloverleaf, And them D bears was wall-to-wall
C Yeah, them D smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper, They C even had a bear in the air!
I says, G "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck, "We D about to go a-huntin' bear"
Chorus
Link D Convoy! Ah, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that, Pig Pen?
D Convoy! Negatory, Pig Pen, you're still too close
D Yeah, them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses
C Mercy sakes, you D better back off another C ten
Verse 3 D Well, we rolled up Interstate 4C4, Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of G our swindle sheets, And left G 'em settin' D on the scales
By the D time we hit that Chi-town, Them bears C was a-gettin' smart
They'd brought G up some reinforcements, From G the Illinois National Guard
Bridge G There's armored cars, and tanks, and Jeeps, And F rigs of ev'ry size
Yeah, them C chicken coops was full'a bears, G And choppers filled the skies
G Well, we shot the line and we went for broke, F With a thousand screamin' trucks
An' C eleven long-haired Friends a' Jesus, In a G chartreuse micra-bus
Link D Ah, Rubber Duck to Sodbuster, come over, Yeah, 10-4, Sodbuster?
DListen, you wanna put that micra-bus in behind that suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin' Ddynamite, and he needs all the Chelp he canD get
Verse 4 C Well, we D laid a strip for the Jersey shore, Prepared to cross C the line
I could G see the bridge was lined with bears, But D I didn't have a dog-goned C dime
I says, D "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck, "We just ain't a-Cgonna pay no toll"
So we G crashed the gate doing ninety-eight, I says D "Let them truckers roll, 10-4"
Chorus
Outro D Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty?
D Convoy OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
D Convoy! Well, mercy sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears
D Convoy! Off your tail, We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
D Convoy! We gone, 'bye, 'bye