Texas Hold 'Em - Beyonce [CHORUS] D This ainʼt Texas (Woo), Ainʼt no hold ʼem (Hey) D D So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus (Woo), And throw your keys up (Hey) D D Stick around, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround, ʼround (Stick around] [POST-CHORUS] A And Iʼll be damned if I canʼt slow-dance with you G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown [NC] Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha (Woo) Verse: D Thereʼs a tornado (Thereʼs a tornado), In my city (In my city) Bm Hit the basement (Hit the basement), That **** ainʼt pretty (That **** ainʼt pretty) G Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) ʼCause we survivinʼ (ʼCause we survivinʼ) D Off red-cup kisses, sweet redemption, passinʼ time, yeah PRE-CHORUS: Bm G Ooh, one step to the right Bm G We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Ooh, run me to the left Bm G Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind [Chorus] [Post Chorus] Verse: D Thereʼs a heatwave (Thereʼs a heatwave), Cominʼ at us (Cominʼ at us) Bm Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight), Too cold to panic (Cold to panic) G All of the problems, Just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic) D And now weʼre runninʼ to the first bar that we find, yeah Pre-chorus: Bm G Ooh, one step to the right Bm G We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Ooh, run me to the left Bm G Then spin me in the middle, boy, I canʼt read your mind [Chorus] [Post Chorus] A And Iʼll be damned if I cannot dance with you G Come pour some liquor on me, honey too D Itʼs a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown A Donʼt be a *****, come take it to the floor now, ooh [Outro] Take it to the floor now!