Instrumental Intro
D Ba ba baba ba ba baba G ba ba baba ba ba baba
A7 Ba ba baba ba ba baba D…ba baba ba ba ba ba
D Ba ba baba ba ba baba G ba ba baba ba ba baba
A7 Ba ba baba ba ba baba D…ba baba ba ba ba ba
Verse 1
D Take the National ExCpress, when your life's in a D mess
It will make you C smile
D All human life is C here, from the feeble old D dear
To the screaming C child
D From the student who C knows, that to have one of D those
Would be suiCcide
D To the family C man, manhandling the D pram
With paternal C pride
Chorus
And everybody sing
D Ba ba baba ba ba baba G ba ba baba ba ba baba
A7 Ba ba baba ba ba baba D…ba baba ba ba ba ba D
D We're go…ing Gwhere…the A7air…is D free
Verse 2
D On the National ExCpress there's a jolly hostDess
Selling crisps and Ctea
D She'll provide you with C drinks and theatrical D winks
For a sky-high C fee
D Mini-skirts were in C style when she danced in the D aisle
Back in sixty C three
D But it's hard to get C by, when your arse is the D size
Of a small counCtry
Chorus
And everybody sing
D Ba ba baba ba ba baba G ba ba baba ba ba baba
A7 Ba ba baba ba ba baba D…ba baba ba ba ba ba D
D We're go…ing Gwhere the A7 air is D free
Outro
D Ba ba baba ba ba baba G ba ba baba ba ba baba
A7 Ba ba baba ba ba baba D…ba baba ba ba ba ba D
D We're go…ing Gwhere the A7 air is D free
D Ba ba baba ba ba baba G ba ba baba ba ba baba
A7 Ba ba baba ba ba baba D…ba baba ba ba ba ba
G When you're sad and feeling blue, with nothing better to do,
Em7 just don't sit there feeling stressed, G7 take a trip on the National Express..DGA7G
On the National Express..DGA7G