Combine Harvester[C] - Wurzels [C] I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (oo-ar oo-ar) [G7] I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet (oo-ar oo-ar) [C] Now something's telling me that you'm avoiding me (oo-ar oo-ar) [F] Come on now darling you've got [G7] something I need [C] |Cuz [C] I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key |[C] Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony |[F] I got twenty acres an' you got forty-three |Now [C] I got a brand new combine harvester |An' [G7] I'll give you the [C] key [C] I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need (oo-ar oo-ar) [G7] We'll 'ave twins and triplets, I'm a man built for speed (oo-ar oo-ar) [C] And you know I'll love you darlin' so give me your hand (oo-ar oo-ar) [F] But what I want the most is all they [G7] acres of land [C] CHORUS [C] For seven long years I've been alone in this place (oo-ar oo-ar) [F] Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace (oo-ar oo-ar) [C] Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind (oo-ar oo-ar) [F] I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that [G7] lager and lime [C] CHORUS [C] Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance [G7] I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants [C] In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand [F] We had our photos took and [G7] us holding hands [C] Cuz [C] I got a brand new combine harvester an' I'll give you the key [C] Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony [F] I got twenty acres an' you got forty-three Now [C] I got a brand new combine harvester An' [G7] I'll give you the [C] key [NC] Aahh yu're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land