I want to Ctell you
I might as Gwell do
about a G7girl I met back in CMay;
Her name is CRita
and you should Gsee her
when she goes G7ooh wakka doo wakka Cday.
She's got a Cbrother
like any Gother
who got his G7nose caught inside a Cgate;
and when they freed Chim
it so reGlieved him
he just went G7ooh wakka doo wakka Cday.
You wouldn't Emthink to look at me
that AmI was strong
but underDmneath it all
I really Gam;
and just to Cprove it why
only the Amother day
i picked a A#needle up with one handDEmFG
Now up in CBradford,
a chap named GRadford
while taking G7part in a local Cplay -
was interCcepted
and then susGpected
of going G7ooh wakka doo wakka Cday-ay-ay-ay.
CWho's that lady IFm saw you with ?
A#It was not your D#wife
it Clooked to me suFmspiciously.
Like G#someone I have never seen Gbefore in my life.
It's not surEmprising
when you come to Amthink of it
just what it Dmis
that makes people Gswear.
you only Chave to sing
about Ambleepin' thing
and there'll be A#bleeping
ev'ry bleeping where.DEmFG
Now if you Clove me
you're not Gabove me
if you G7don't well what can I Csay;
except we'll Csee when
you come to Gtea then
you can go G7ooh wakka doo wakka
Fmooh wakka doo wakka
Dmooh wakka Gdoo-wakka G#day.C