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The Night Santa Went Crazy Chords [C]"Weird Al" Yankovic

C Down in the workshop all the F elves were making C toys
For the F good Gentile girls and the G good Gentile C boys
When the C boss busted in, nearly F scared 'em half to C death
Had a F rifle in his hands and cheap G whiskey on his C breath

From his C beard to his boots he was F covered with C ammo
Like a F big fat drunk disgruntled G Yuletide C Rambo
And he C smiled as he said with a F twinkle in his C eye
"Merry F Christmas to all - now you're G all gonna C die!"

Chorus 1
F The C night F Santa went C crazy, F The C night Saint G Nick went C insane
F RealCized he'd been F getting a C raw deal,
F Somethin' C finally must've G snapped in his C brain

Well, the C workshop is gone now, he deFcided to C bomb it
EveryFwhere you'll find pieces of G Cupid and C Comet
And he C tied up his helpers, and he F held the elves C hostage
And he F ground up poor Rudolph into G reindeer C sausage!

He got F Dancer and C Prancer with an F old German C Luger
And he Bb slashed up Dasher just F like Freddy C Krueger
And he F picked up a F flamethrower and he C barbecued Blitzen
And he F took a big bite and said "It G tastes just like C chicken!"

Chorus 2
F The C night F Santa went C crazy, F The C night Kris G Kringle went C nuts
F Now, you can't C hardly walk F around the C North Pole
F Without C steppin' in G reindeer C guts!

Bridge
Bb There's the National F Guard and the C FBI
G There's a Bb van from the Eyewitness F News
And helicopters C circlin' 'round in the G sky
And the Am bullets are flyin, the F body count's risin'
And D everyone's dyin' to G know, oh Santa, C why?
F My, my, my, my, my, C my You used to F be such a jolly C guy

C Yes, Virginia, now F Santa's doing C time
In a F Federal prison for his G infamous C crime
C Hey little friend now, don't you F cry no more C tears
He'll be F out with good behavior in seven G hundred more C years.

But now F Vixen's in C therapy and F Donner's still C nervous
And the Bb elves all got jobs working for the G postal C service
And they F say Mrs. C Claus she's on the F phone every C night
With a Bb lawyer negotiating the G movie C rights They talk about

Chorus 3
F The C night F Santa went C crazy, F The C night Saint G Nicholas C flipped
F Broke his C back for some F milk and C cookies
F Sounds to me C like he was G tired of getting C gypped
F The C night F Santa went C crazy, F The C night Saint G Nick went C insane
F RealCized he'd been F getting a C raw deal,
F Somethin' C finally must've G snapped in his C brain

Outtro
F Whoa, somethin' C finally must've G snapped in his C brain
F Tell ya, somethin' C finally must've G snapped in his C brain...

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