Leroy the Redneck Reindeer - Joe Diffie [Intro] G C G You've all heard the story about Rudolph and his nose G A D But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told G C Well, you may think you've heard it all but you ain't heard nothin' yet G D G About that crazy Christmas that the North pole can't forget [Verse 1] G C G Rudolph was under the weather he had to call in sick G A D So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy who lived out in the sticks G C G He said Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck C G D G Leroy said Hey I'm on my way and he jumped in his pick-up truck [Verse 2] G C G When Leroy got to the North Pole all the reindeer snickered and laughed G A D They never seen a deer in overalls and a John Deere Tractor hat G But Santa stepped in and said C Just calm down cause we've all got a job to do G D G Like it or not, Leroy's in charge and he's gonna be leading you |[Chorus] | G |And it was Leroy, the redneck reindeer |C G | Hooked to the front of the sleigh |G A D | Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way |G C | He's just a down home party animal, two stepping across the sky | G D G |He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell and made history that night [Turnaround] G D G [Verse 3] G C G Before that night was over Leroy had changed their tune G He had 'em scootin' a hoof on every single roof A D By the light of a neon moon G Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag C He was having the time of his life G You can hear him call Merry Christmas y'all D G And to all of y'all a good night. |[Chorus] | G |And it was Leroy, the redneck reindeer |C G | Hooked to the front of the sleigh |G A D | Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys and girls along the way |G C | He's just a down home party animal, two stepping across the sky | G D G |He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell and made history that night [Outro] G D G He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell and made history that night G D G