Ironic[C] - Alanis Morrisette [Intro] C G C Hey yay yay, yah ha ha, ay yeah, hi [Verse 1] D G D Em An old man turned ninety-eight D G D Em He won the lottery and died the next day D G D Em It's a black fly in your Chardonnay D G D Em It's a death row pardon two minutes too late D G D Em And isn't it ironic ... don't you think [Chorus] D G D Em It's like ra-aaiin on your wedding day D G D Em It's a free ride when you've already paid D G D Em It's the good advice that you just didn't take F C D And who would've thought ... it figures [Verse 2] D G D Em Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly D G D Em He packed his suit-case and kissed his kids goodbye D G D Em He waited his whole damn life to take that flight D G And as the plane crashed down he thought D Em "Well, isn't this nice ..." D G D Em And isn't it ironic ... don't you think [Chorus] D G D Em It's like ra-aaiin on your wedding day D G D Em It's a free ride when you've already paid D G D Em It's the good advice that you just didn't take F C D And who would've thought ... it figures [Bridge] C G Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay C G And everything's going right C G And life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong C * And everything blows up in your face [Verse 3] D G D Em A traffic jam when you're already late D G D Em A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break D G D Em It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife D G It's meeting the man of my dreams D Em And then meeting his beautiful wife ... hmm D G D Em And isn't it ironic ... don't you think D G D Em A little too ironic ... and yeah, I really do think ... [Chorus] D G D Em It's like ra-aiin on your wedding day D G D Em It's a free ride when you've already paid D G D Em It's the good advice that you just didn't take F C D And who would've thought ... it figures [Outro] C G C G And yeah, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you C G And life has a funny, funny way C Of helping you out, helping you out