Fifty ways to leave your lover Paul Simon [Em] The problem is [G]all inside your [C]head she said to [B]me [Em] The answer is [G]easy if you [A]take it logica[B]lly [Em] I’d like to [G]help you in your [C]struggle to be [B]free There must be... [Em] fifty [A]ways to leave your [Em]lover [Em] She said it’s [G]really not my [C]habit to in[B]trude And further[Em]more, I hope my [G]meaning won’t be [B]lost or misconstrued But I’ll re[Em]peat myself... [B] at the [C]risk of being [B]crude There must be... [Em] fifty [A]ways to leave your [Em]lover Fifty [A]ways to leave your [Em]lover Chorus: You just slip out the [G]back, Jack Make a new [Bb]plan, Stan You don’t need to be [C]coy, Roy Just get yourself [G]free (2nd time; Just listen to [G]me) Hop on the [G]bus, Gus You don’t need to [Bb]discuss mu-u-uch Just drop off the [C]key, Lee And get yourself [G]free Chorus: [Em] She said it [G]grieves me so to [C]see you in such [B]pain I wish there was [Em]something I could [G]do to [B]make you smile again I said [Em]‘I appreciate that’ [G] and [C]would you please ex[B]plain About the... fifty [Em]ways.. [A] [Em] [Em] She said why [G]don’t we both just [C]sleep on it to[B]night And I [Em]believe that in the [G]morning you’ll be[A]gin to see the [B]light And then she [Em]kissed me... and I [G]realised she [C]probably was [B]right There must be... [Em] fifty [A]ways to leave your [Em]lover Fifty [A]ways to leave your [Em]lover Chorus: x2