‘Cause he C gets up G in the Am morning, and he C goes to G work at Am nine
And he C comes back G home at Am five-thirty, Gets the C same train G every Am time
‘Cause his C world is G built ‘round Am punctualiCty, it G never Am fails
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And he's C oh, G so Am good and he's C oh, G so Am fine
And he's C oh, G so Am healthy in his C body G and his Am mind
He's a F well respected Em man about town
F Doing the best things D so conservaGtively
And his C mother G goes to Am meetings while his C father G pulls the Am maid
And she C stirs the G tea with Am councillors while disCcussing G foreign Am trade
And she C passes G looks as Am well as bills at C every G suave young Am man
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And he C likes his G own Am backyard, and he C likes his G fags the Am best
‘Cause he's C better G than the Am rest And his C own sweat G smells the Am best
And he C hopes to G grab his Am father's loot when C Pater G passes Am on
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And he C plays at G stocks and Am shares,
And he C goes to G the ReAmgatta
And he aCdores the G girl next Am door
‘Cause he's C dying G to get Am at her
But his C mother G knows the Am best about, the C matriGmonial Am stakes
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