Ballad of Barry and Freda Victoria Wood [F] Freda and Barry sat one night, [Dm] the sky was clear, the stars were bright. [Gm7] The wind was [C7] soft, [Am] the moon was [D] up. [Gm7] Freda drained her [C] cocoa [C7] cup, [F] she licked her lips, she felt sublime. [Dm] She switched off 'Gardeners' Question Time'. [Gm7] Barry [C7] cringed in [Am] fear and [D] dread [slowing down] [Gm7] As Freda grabbed his [C] tie, and [C7] said, [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] do it while the mood is [C7] right! [C7] I'm feeling Appealing, [F] I've really got an [F7^2] appetite. [Bb] I'm on fire with desire, I could [F*] handle half the tenors in a [D7*] male voice choir. [G7] Let's do it! [C] Let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] But he said: [F]I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I’ve [C]got other little jobs on [C7] hand [C7]Dont grouse, around the house [F]I’ve got a busy evening [F7^2] planned [Bb]Stop nagging, I’m flagging [F*]You know as well as I do that the pipes want [D7*]lagging [G7]I can’t do it, [C]I can’t do it [F]tonight.[C7] So she said: [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] do it till our hearts go [C7] boom! [C7] Go native, creative, [F] living in the living [F7^2] room. [Bb] This folly is jolly, [F*] bend me over backwards on the [D7*] hostess trolley. [G7] Let's do it! [C] let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] But he said: [F] I can't do it! I can't do it [C] me 'eavy breathing days [C7] have gone. [C7] I'm older, Feel colder, [F] it's other things that turn me [F7^2] on. [Bb] I'm imploring I'm boring, [F*] let me read this Catalogue on [D7*] vinyl flooring. [G7] I can't do it. I [C] can't do it [F] tonight. [C7] And she said: [F] Let's do it! Let's do it, [C] while I'm really in [C7] the mood! [C7] Three cheers! It's years since I [F] caught you even semi-[F7^2] nude. [Bb] Be drastic; Gymnastic, [F*] wear your baggy Y-fronts with the [D7*] loose elastic. [G7] Let's do it! [C] Let's do it [F] tonight! [C7] [F]I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I [C]know I’d only get it [C7]wrong [C7]Dont angle for me to dangle [F]me arms ave never been that [F7^2] strong [Bb]Stop pouting, stop shouting [F*]You know I pulled a muscle when I did that [D7*] grouting [G7]I can’t do it, [C]I can’t do it [F]tonight.[C7] [F]Let's do it,let's do it, [C] I really want to rant and [C7] rave [C7] Lets go, cos I know [F] just how I want you to [F7^2] behave [Bb]not bleakly, not meekly [F*] Beat me on the bottom with a woman’s[D7*] weekly [G7]Let's do it, [C]let's do it [F]tonight![D7] [G7]Let's do it, [C7]let's do it [F]tonight![D7] [G7]Let's do it, [C7]let's do it [F]tonight [Am7*][F*]

Brown Eyed Girl/Do You Love Me/La Bamba - Various Intro: [G] [C] [G] [D] x2 Verse 1: [G] Hey, where did [C] we go? [G] Days when the [D] rains came [G] Down in the [C] hollow [G] playin' a [D] new game [G] Laughing and a-[C]running, hey hey [G] Skipping and a-[D]jumping [G] In the misty [C] morning fog with [G] Our [D] hearts a-thumping and [C] you [D] My brown-eyed [G] girl [Em] [C] You, my [D] brown-eyed girl [G] [D7] Verse 2: [G] Whatever [C] happened [G] to Tuesday and [D] so slow [G] Going down the [C] old mine with a… [G] transistor [D] radio [G] Standing in the [C] sunlight laughing [G] Hiding behind a [D] rainbow's wall [G] Slipping and a-[C]sliding (Hey hey) [G] All along the [D] waterfall with you [C] [D] My brown-eyed [G] girl [Em] [C] You're, my [D] brown-eyed girl [G] [D] Do you remember when…when...when...when |Chorus 1: |When you [G] loved me? (I can [C] really [D] move) |Do you [G] love me? (I’m [C] in the [D] groove) |Now do you [G] love me? ([C] Do you [D] love me) |[C] Now that I [Cm] can [D] dance dance dance dance |[D7*] Watch me now Verse 3: Oh [G] work, work, Ah [C] work it all [D] baby [G] Work, work. well you’re [C] drivin’ me [D] crazy [G] Work, work With just a [C] little bit of [D] soul now [G] Work [D///] Verse 4: I can [G] mash potato I can [C] mash po[D]tato And I can [G] do the twist I can [C] do the [D] twist Now [G] tell me baby [C] Tell me [D] baby Do you [G] like it like this? [C] Like it like [D] this [D] Tell me...tell me...tell me...tell me [D7] |Chorus 2: |[G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba x4 |[D*] |Yo no soy marin[G]ero [C] [D] |Yo no soy marin[G]ero, soy [C] capi[D]tán |Soy capi[G]tán, soy [C] capi[D]tán |[G] Bam[C]ba, [D] bamba x3 |Chorus 3: |We used to [G] sing |Sha la-la [C] la la la la [G] la la la-la te [D] da |[G] Sha la-la [C] la la la la [G] la la la-la te [D] da |[G] Sha la-la [C] la la la la [G] la la la-la te [D] da |[G] Sha la-la [C] la la la la [G] la la la-la te [D] da |La te [G] da [G] CHA CHA CHA!

Deadwood Stage Doris Day [D] Oh the [D] Deadwood Stage is a-rollin' on over the plains, With the curtains flappin' and the driver slappin' the [A] reins. Beautiful [A7] sky, a [D] wonderful day. [A] Whip crack-away, [A] whip crack-away, [A] whip crack a [D]way! Oh the [D] Deadwood Stage is a-headin' on over the hills, Where the Injun arrows are thicker than porcupine [A] quills. Dangerous [A7] land, no [D] time to delay. So, [A] whip crack away, [A] whip crack away, [A] whip crack a[D]way! We're headin' [G] straight for town, [D] loaded down, [A] with a fancy [D] cargo, [A] Care of Wells and [G] Fargo, Illi[A]nois [A7] boy! Oh the [D]Deadwood Stage is a-comin' on over the crest, Like a homing pigeon that's a-hankerin' after its [A] nest. Twenty three [A7] miles we've [D] covered today. So, [A] whip crack away, [A] whip crack away, [A] whip crack a[D]way! The wheels go [G] turnin' round, [D] homeward bound, [A] Can't you hear 'em [D] humming, [A] Happy times are [G] coming for to [A] stay [A7] hey! We'll be [D] home tonight by the light of the silvery moon, And our hearts are thumpin' like a mandolin plunking a [A] tune. When I get [A7] home, I'm [D] fixing to stay. So, [A] whip crack-away, [A] whip crack-away, [A] whip crack a[D]way. Instrumental & Kazoos to tune of verse: [D] [A] [A7] [D] [A*] [A*] [A*] [D] The wheels go [G] turnin' round, [D] homeward bound, [A] Can't you hear 'em [D] humming, [A] Happy times are [G] coming for to [A] stay [A7] hey Oh my [D] throats as dry as a desert thistle in May In the Golden Garter, gonna wet my whistle [A] today [A7] Last at the bar's, a [D] three-legged crow [A] Set 'em up Joe, [A] Set 'em up Joe, [A] Set 'em up [D]Joe [A] Set 'em up Joe, [A] Set 'em up Joe, [A] Set 'em up [D]Joooooooooe [A] Yeee [D] Haaaa!

Fat Bottomed Girls [D] Queen [Intro - Acappela] Aaaaaare you gonna take me home tonight? Aaaaah down beside that red firelight Aaaaare you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go [D] round [Verse 1 - Strumming] I was [D] just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my [A] nursery Left [D] alone with big fat Fanny, she was [G] such a naughty nanny Heap big [D] woman you made a [A] bad boy out of [D] me [D*] Verse 2: I've been [D] singing with my band, across the water across the land I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the [A] way But their [D] beauty and their style, Went kind of [G] smooth after a while Take me [D] to them dirty [A] ladies every [D] time [D*] |Chorus: |[D] Ohhhhh won't you [C]take me home [G] tonight? |[D] Ohhhhh down [C] beside your red fire-[A]-light |[D] Ohhhhh and you [G] give it all you got |Fat bottomed [D] girls, You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [G] (yeah) |[G] Fat bottomed [D] girls, You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [D*] Instrumental: [G] [D] [A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G*] Verse 3: Now I got [D] mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in the bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locali-[A]-ty (I tell ya!) Oh but [D] I still get my pleasure, Still [G] got my greatest treasure Heap big [D] woman you gone and [A] made a big man of [D] me [D*] |Chorus: |[D] Oh won't you [C] take me home [G] tonight? (Please!) |[D] Oh down [C] beside that red fire-[A]-light |[D] Oh you gotta [G] let it all hang out |Fat bottomed [D] girls You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [G] (yeah!) |Fat bottomed [D] girls You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [D*]

Kiss Prince Intro: [E7] !!! Ha! Verse 1: [A] You don't have to be [A] beautiful, to turn me on I just need your [A] body baby, from dusk till dawn You don't need ex-[D]-perience, to turn me out, You just leave it all [A] up to me, I'm gonna show you what it's all about |Chorus: |You don't have to be [E7] rich, to be my girl |You don't have to be [D] cool, to rule my world |Ain't no particular [E7] sign I'm more compatible with |I just want your [D] extra time and your |[E7] Kiss Veres 2: [A] You got to not talk [A] dirty, baby, if you want to impress me You can't be to [A] flirty, mama. I know how to undress me (Yeah) I want to be your [D] fantasy, maybe you could be mine You just leave it all [A] up to me, we could have a good time Chorus: Verse 3: [A] Women not [A] girls rule my world, I said they rule my world Act your [A] age, mama not your shoe size, maybe we could do the twirl You don't have to watch [D] Dynasty, to have an attitude You just leave it all [A] up to me, my love will be your food Yeah |Chorus: |You don't have to be [E7] rich, to be my girl |You don't have to be [D] cool, to rule my world |Ain't no particular [E7] sign I'm more compatible with |I just want your [D] extra time and your |[E7] Kiss [A] Cha cha cha!

Teenage Kicks Undertones Intro: [C] [Cmaj7] [Am] [Cmaj7] [C] [Cmaj7] [Am] [Cmaj7] Verse 1: [C] A teenage dream's so hard to beat [Cmaj7] [Am] Every time she walks down the street [Cmaj7] [C] Another girl in the neighbourhood [Cmaj7] [Am] Wish she was mine, she looks so good |Chorus: |[F] I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight |Get [G] teenage kicks all through the night [C] Verse 2: [C] I'm gonna call her on the telephone [Cmaj7] [Am] Have her over 'cos I'm all alone [Cmaj7] [C] I need excitement, though i need it bad [Cmaj7] [Am] And it's the best i've ever had Chorus: [F] I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight Get [G] teenage kicks all through the night [C] [Instrumental + Kazoo] [C] [Cmaj7] [Am] [Cmaj7] [C] [Cmaj7] [Am] [Cmaj7] Verse 3: [C] A teenage dream's so hard to beat [Cmaj7] [Am] Every time she walks down the street [Cmaj7] [C] Another girl in the neighbourhood [Cmaj7] [Am] Wish she was mine, she looks so good |Chorus: |[F] I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight |Get [G] teenage kicks all through the night [C] Verse 4: [C] I'm gonna call her on the telephone [Cmaj7] [Am] Have her over 'cos I'm all alone [Cmaj7] [C] I need excitement, though i need it bad [Cmaj7] [Am] And it's the best i've ever had Chorus: [F] I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight Get [G] teenage kicks all through the night [C] Outro: [C] [F] [G] [C]

These Boots Are Made for Walkin’ [A] Nancy Sinatra Intro] [On C string: 99 88 77 66 55 44 33 20 [A] Verse 1: [A] You keep saying you've got something for me [A] Something you call love but confess [A7] [D] You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a mess in' And now [A] someone else is gettin' all your best |Chorus: |These [C] boots are made for [A] walking |And [C] that's just what they'll [A] do |[C] One of these days these [A] boots are gonna |Walk all over you | |On C string: 99 88 77 66 55 44 33 20 [A] Verse 2: [A] You keep lying when you oughta be truthin' And you keep losin' when you oughta not bet [A7] [D] You keep samin' when you oughta be changing' Now what's [A] right is right but you ain't been right yet Chorus: Verse 3: [A] You keep playin' where you shouldn't be playin' And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burnt. [A7] Ha! [D] I just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah And [A] what he knows you ain't had time to learn |Chorus: |These [C] boots are made for [A] walking |And [C] that's just what they'll [A] do |[C] One of these days these [A] boots are gonna |Walk all over you | |On C string: 99 88 77 66 55 44 33 20 [A] Outro: [A]Are ya ready boots? Start walking! Ba-Dabba-Dap, Ba-Dabba-Dap, Ba-Dabba-Dap, (continue ba-dabba-dapping until counted out)