Fat Bottomed Elves [D] Queen [Intro - Acappela] Aaaaaare you gonna take me home tonight? Aaaaah down beside that red firelight Aaaaare you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed Elves , you make the rockin' world go [D] round [Verse 1 - Strumming] I was [D] just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad But I knew life before I left my [A] nursery Left [D] alone with big fat Fanny, she was [G] such a naughty nanny Heap big [D] woman you made a [A] fat boy out of [D] me [D*] Verse 2: I've been [D] singing with my band, across the water across the land I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the [A] way But their [D] beauty and their style, Went kind of [G] smooth after a while Take me [D] to them dirty [A] ladies every [D] time [D*] |Chorus: |[D] Ohhhhh won't you [C]take me home [G] tonight? |[D] Ohhhhh down [C] beside your red fire-[A]-light |[D] Ohhhhh and you [G] give it all you got |Fat bottomed [D] Elves, You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [G] (yeah) |[G] Fat bottomed [D] Elves, You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [D*] Instrumental: [G] [D] [A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G*] Verse 3: Now I got [D] mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in the bones Ain't no beauty queens in this locali-[A]-ty (I tell ya!) Oh but [D] I still get my pleasure, Still [G] got my greatest treasure Heap big [D] woman you gone and [A] made a big man of [D] me [D*] |Chorus: |[D] Oh won't you [C] take me home [G] tonight? (Please!) |[D] Oh down [C] beside that red fire-[A]-light |[D] Oh you gotta [G] let it all hang out |Fat bottomed [D] Elves You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [G] (yeah!) |Fat bottomed [D] Elves You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [D*]

Santa B Goode - Chuck Berry Verse 1: Deep [A] down in Louisiana close to New Orleans Way back up in the woods among the evergreens There [D] stood a log cabin made of earth and wood Where [A] lived a country boy named Santa B. Goode Who [E7] never ever learned to read or write so well, but he could [A] play a UKULELE like a ringin’ a bell. |Chorus: |[A] Go go.....go Santa go go go |Go Santa go go go [D] |[D] Go Santa go go [A] go |[A] Go Santa go go [E7] go..... Santa B. [A] Goode... Verse 2: He used to [A] put his UKULELE in a big red sack and sit beneath a tree by the railroad track. An [D] engineers could see him sitting in the shade [A] strummin’ to the rhythm that the drivers made [E7] People passing by... they would stop and say Oh [A] my but that little country boy can play. Chorus: Verse 3: His [A] mother told him “someday you will be a man” And you will be the leader of a Big Uke Jam [D] Many, many people come from miles around to [A] hear your UKULELE till the sun go down [E7] Maybe someday your name will be in lights Sayin’ [A] ‘ Santa B. Goode tonight’. |Chorus: x2 |[A] Go go.....go Santa go go go |Go Santa go go go [D] |[D] Go Santa go go [A] go |[A] Go Santa go go [E7] go..... Santa B. [A] Goode...

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Intro: C Verse 1: You [C] better watch out, you [F] better not cry You [C] better not pout, I'm [F] telling you why [C] Santa (Am) Claus is [F] coming (G) to [C] town (C7) Verse 2: He’s [C] making a list, he’s [F] checking it twice He’s [C] gonna find out who’s [F] naughty or nice [C] Santa (Am) Claus is [F] coming (G) to [C] town (C7) |Chorus: |He [C7] sees you when you’re [F] sleeping |He [C7] knows when you’re [F] awake |He [D] knows if you’ve been [G] bad or good |So be [D*] good for goodness [G*] sake, [G7*] SO!! Verse 3: You [C] better watch out, you [F] better not cry You [C] better not pout, I'm [F] telling you why [C] Santa (Am) Claus is [F] coming (G) to [C] town (C7) |Chorus: |He [C7] sees you when you’re [F] sleeping |He [C7] knows when you’re [F] awake |He [D] knows if you’ve been [G] bad or good |So be [D*] good for goodness [G*] sake, [G7*] SO!! Verse 4: You [C] better watch out, you [F] better not cry You [C] better not pout, I'm [F] telling you why [C] Santa (Am) Claus is [F] coming (G) to [C] town Outro: [C] Santa (Am) Claus is [F] coming (G) to [C] town (Slowing) [C] Saaaanta (Am) Claus is [F] coming (G) to [C] towwwwn (C7/////)

Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin Stevens [Verse 1 (Just Ukes)] [G] Snow is [G] falling [D] ... all a[Em]round me... [C] [C] Children [G] playing [C] ... having [G] fun [G] It's the season... of love and under[Em]standing... [C] Merry [G] Christmas [D] ... every[G]one [Verse 2 + drums & bass] Time for [G] parties [D] ... and celeb[Em]ration...[C] [C] People [G] dancing [C] ... all night [G] long [G] Time for presents... and exchanging [Em] kisses... [C] [C] Time for [G] singing [D] ... Christmas [G] songs |Chorus: |[Em] We're gonna [C] have a [G] party to[D]night |[Em] I'm gonna [C] find that girl |[G] Underneath the mistletoe and [D] kiss by candlelight Verse 3: Room is [G] swaying [D] ... records [Em] playing... [C] [C] All the [G] old songs [C] ... love to [G] hear [G] Oh I wish that every day was [Em] Christmas... [C] [C] What a [G] nice way to [D] ... spend a [G] year |Chorus: |[Em] We're gonna [C] have a [G] party to[D]night |[Em] I'm gonna [C] find that girl |[G] Underneath the mistletoe and [D] kiss by candlelight Verse 4: Room is [G] swaying [D] ... records [Em] playing [C] [C] All the [G] old songs [C] ... love to [G] hear [G] Oh I wish that every day was [Em] Christmas [C] What a [G] nice way to [D] spend a [G] year |Chorus: |[Em] We're gonna [C] have a [G] party to[D]night |[Em] I'm gonna [C] find that girl |[G] Underneath the mistletoe and [D] kiss by candlelight Outro: Ooo, Snow is [G] falling [D] ... all a[Em]round me... [C] [C] children [G] playing [C] ... having [G] fun [G] It's the season... of love and under[Em]standing... [C] [C] Merry [G] Christmas [D] ... every[G]one [C] Merry [G] Christmas [D] every[G]one! [Em] Oh, Merry [G] Christmas [D] every[G]one [G*] [G*]