Rentaghost - Michael Staniforth Verse 1: If your [D] mansion house needs [C] haunting, Just call [G] Renta-[D]ghost. We've got [D] spooks and ghouls and [A] freaks and fools, at [G] Renta-[A]ghost. Hear the [D] Phantom of the [A] Opera sing a [G] haunting melo-[Gm]dy. Remember [D] what you [A] see, is not a [G] myste-[A]ry, but, [A7] Renta-[D]ghost! Verse 2: At your [D] party, be a [C] smarty, then hire [G] Renta-[D]ghost. If you [D] want a fright, climb the [A] spooky heights, [G] with Renta-[A]ghost. You can [D] let our spirits [A] move you and for [G] fun, play Ghostman's [Gm] Knock. Because we [D] aim to [A] shock we hope your [G] knees will [A] knock that's [A7] Renta-[D]ghost. Bridge: Let me [G] say the most terrific, simple ghost, not scientific, Maybe [D] supernatural [G] houlies of the [D] day. Heavy [G] footsteps in your attic, means a spectre, telepathic, Is des-[D] cending just to [G] spirit you [A] away, [A7] yaaaaaaay Verse 3: We are ex-[D]traordinary [C] fellas, here at, [G] Renta-[D]ghost. To be a-[D]nother Uri [A] Geller, come to [G] RRRRRenta-[A]ghost. For a bi-[D]ography, we've ghost-[A]writers And not for-[G]getting, a ghost [Gm] script. Outro: An appa-[D]rition [A] quipped from deep in-[G]side a [A] crypt; ring [A7] Renta-[D]ghost. An appa-[D]rition [A] quipped from deep in-[G]side a [A] crypt; ring [A7] Renta-[D]ghost. [NC] [over evil cackling laugh] Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!