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Fuck Christmas - Eric Idle

[Intro, like jingle bells] 
[Eb] [Eb] [Eb] [Dsus4] [G7*]

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Fuck Christmas,  it's a waste of fucking time
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Fuck Santa,  he's just out to get your dime 
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Fuck holly and fuck ivy, and fuck all that mistletoe

White-[Dm]bearded ^[Em11]big fat [Am]bastards 
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ringing bells where e'er you go
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And bloated men in shopping malls, 
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all going ho, ho, ho
     C                 G     C      
It's fucking Christmas time again

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Fuck Christmas, it's a fucking Disney show
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Fuck reindeer, and all that fucking snow
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Fuck carols and fuck Rudolph, 
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and his stupid fucking nose

And [Dm]fucking ^[Em11]sleigh bells [Am]tinkling 
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everywhere you fucking goes
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Fuck stockings and fuck shopping, it
just [Am6]drives us all in[F*]sane

[Single Strum]
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Go tell the elves to fuck themselves
     Dm        G     C
It's Christmas time again

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