Fuck Christmas - Eric Idle
[Intro, like jingle bells]
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Fuck Christmas, it's a waste of fucking time
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Fuck Santa, he's just out to get your dime
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Fuck holly and fuck ivy, and fuck all that mistletoe
White-[Dm]bearded ^[Em11]big fat [Am]bastards
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ringing bells where e'er you go
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And bloated men in shopping malls,
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all going ho, ho, ho
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It's fucking Christmas time again
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Fuck Christmas, it's a fucking Disney show
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Fuck reindeer, and all that fucking snow
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Fuck carols and fuck Rudolph,
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and his stupid fucking nose
And [Dm]fucking ^[Em11]sleigh bells [Am]tinkling
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everywhere you fucking goes
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Fuck stockings and fuck shopping, it
just [Am6]drives us all in[F*]sane
[Single Strum]
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Go tell the elves to fuck themselves
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It's Christmas time again
Fuck Christmas [Eb]Eric Idle
Intro, like jingle bells EbEbEbDsus4G7*
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And Dmfucking Em11sleigh bells Amtinkling everyDmwhere you fucking Ggoes Fuck Amstockings and fuck Am7shopping, it just Am6drives us all inF*sane
Single Strum Go Ctell the elves to Amfuck themselves It's DmChristmas Gtime aCgain