DearAbby[C] - John Prine Verse 1] G C G Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long G D My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong G C My friends they all tell me, that i've no G friends at all G D Won't you write me a letter, won't you give G me a call C D G SiIIIgned Bewildered [Chorus] G C Bewildered, Bewildered you have no G complaint G D You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't G C G So listen up buster listen up good G D Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on G wood C D G siiiiigned Dear Abby [Verse 2] G C G Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks G D My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks G C Every side I get up on is the wrong side of G bed G D If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were G dead C D G SiIIIgned Unhappy [Chorus] G C G Unhappy Unhappy you have no complaint G D You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't G C G So listen up buster listen up good G D Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on G wood C D G siiiiigned Dear Abby [Verse 3] G C Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe G this G D But my stomache makes noises whenever I kiss G C G My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head G D But my stomache tells me to write you G instead C D G SiIIIgned Noisemaker. [Chorus] G C G Noisemaker Noisemaker you have no complaint G D You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't G C G So listen up buster listen up good G D Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on G wood C D G siiiiigned Dear Abby [Verse 4] G C G Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought G D That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught G We were sittin' in the back seat just C G shootin' the breeze G D With her hair up in curlers and her pants G to her knees C D G SiIIIIgned Just Married [Chorus] G C Just Married Just Married you have no G complaint G D You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't G C G So listen up buster listen up good G D Stop wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on G wood C D G siiiiigned Dear Abby X