Lick-rolling (Parody on Never Gonna Give You Up) - Rho McClure Intro: [F] [G] [Em] [Am] x4 [F] We're no strangers to [G] poo, [F] I know the rules but [Am] you [G] forget. [F] A full litterbox – it’s [G] overdue, [F] You wouldn't get this from [Am] any other [G] pet [F] I just wanna [G] tell you how I'm feline, [F] Gotta make you [G] understand |Chorus: |Never gonna [Am] wake you [G] up, Never gonna [Em] zoom [Am] around |Never gonna [F] creep you [G]out and scare [C] you |Never gonna [Am] scratch the [G] chair, never gonna [Em] show I [Am] care |Never gonna [F] leave my [G] hair in your [C] shoe. [F] Ooooooooh [G] wake you up [F] Ooooooooh [G] wake you up [F] I've had this diet [G] for so long, [F] It's always been the [Am] Whiskas [G] food [F] Outside, we both know what's been [G] going on, [F] The neighbours fed me now [Am] it's no [G] good [F] And if you [G] ask me - well I'm starving! [F] Give me Tuna and I won’t [G] complain, |Chorus: |Never gonna [Am] (boke) throw [G] up, Never gonna [Em] boss you [Am] around |Never gonna [F] kill a [G] mouse to [C] please you |Never gonna [Am] run [G] away, Never gonna [Em] sleep all [Am] day |Never gonna [F] drink or [G] spray in your [C] loo. [F] Ooooooooh [G] (boke) Throw Up [F] Ooooooooh [G] (boke) Throw Up Acapella: I’ve had this cat tree for so long, It cost a fortune but why would I play on it? The box it came in was so strong, You’re pissed off but I don’t give a shit [F] And if you [G] ask me 'Who's A Good Boy?', [F] Truth is.. [Am] I don't think [G] it's me... |Chorus: |Always gonna [Am] scrab you [G] up, Always gonna [Em] let you [Am] down |Always gonna [F] lick my [G] bumhole in [C] front of you, |Always gonna [Am] sneeze in your [G] face, Always gonna [Em] climb the book [Am] case |Always gonna [F] be a disgrace [G] yes it's [C] true. [C*]