Chips and Guinness[G] - The Twisted Sisters [intro] [G] x4 |[Chorus] |I could [G] live on chips and Guinness and the [D] odd cup of [G] tea |I could [C] live on chips and Guinness, it’s the [G] simple life for me |I’ve [G] tried nouvelle cuisine but it [C] didn’t work for me |I could [G] live on chips and Guinness and the [D] odd cup of [G] tea |[G] [Verse 1] At the [G] bottom of our street there’s a [D] Chinese take [G] away And it [C] does a lovely feed at most [G] any time of day Just [G] beside is the Kebab shop selling [C] spicy skewered delights But I’ll [G] stick with chips and Guinness and [D] enjoy my big black [G] shites [G] [Chorus] [Verse 2] I [G] tried to live on Tayto crisps and [D] Buckfast tonic [G] wine It [C] did me for a while but I was [G] pissed most of the time I [G] gave myself a talking to, I [C] had to draw the line I went [G] back to chips and Guinness, got the [D] balance, doing [G] fine [G] [Chorus] [Instrumental with Kazoo] (Same Chords as Chorus) [G] [D] [G] [C] [G] [G] [C] [G] [D] [G] [G] [Verse 3] Its been [G] lager and Pork Scratchings when I’ve [D] lived in foreign [G] lands From [C] Balslall Heath to Mosely there was [G] food to beat the band From [G] Balti through to Korma, from [C] Dahl to Vindaloo Give me a [G] burning ring of fire, red hot [D] steaming stinky [G] poo [G] |[Chorus x2] |I could [G] live on chips and Guinness and the [D] odd cup of [G] tea |I could [C] live on chips and Guinness, it’s the [G] simple life for me |I’ve [G] tried nouvelle cuisine but it [C] didn’t work for me |I could [G] live on chips and Guinness and the [D] odd cup of [G] tea |[G]