Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (Maggie)[C] |[CHORUS] |[C] Grandma got run over by a reindeer |Walking home from our house Christmas [F] Eve |[F] You can say there's no such thing as [C] Santa |But [G7] as for me and grandpa we be [C]lieve... [Verse 1] [C] She'd been [C] drinking too much [G]egg-nog And we begged her not to [C] go But she [C7] forgot her medi-[F] cation And she [G7*] staggered out the door into the [C] snow [NC] When we [C] found her Christmas [G] morning At the scene of the a-[C] ttack She had [C7] hoof-prints on her [F] forehead and in [G7] criminating claw marks on her [C] back [CHORUS] [Verse 2] [C] Now we're [C] all so proud of [G] grandpa He's been taking this so [C] well See him [C7] in there watching [F] telly Playing [G7] cards and drinking Guinness I can [C] tell [NC] It's not [C] Christmas without [G] grandma All the family's dressed in [C] black And we [C7] cannot help but [F] wonder Should we [G7*] open up her [G7*] gifts or send them [C*] back [SEND THEM BACK!! Oh] [CHORUS] [Verse 3] [C] Now the [C] turkey's on the [G] table And the pudding it's so [C] big And the [C7] blue and silver [F] candles That would [G7] just have matched the hair in grandma’s [C] wig [C] I've warned [C] all my friends and [G] neighbours Better watch out for your [C] selves They should [C7] never give a [F] licence To a [G7*] man who drives a sleigh and lives with [C*] elves! [LIVES WITH ELVES! Oh] [C] Grandma got run over by a reindeer [C] Walking home from our house Christmas [F] Eve [F] You can say there's no such thing as [C] Santa But [G7*] as for me and grandpa we be-[C] lieve. But [G7*] as for me and grandpa we be-[C] lieve [F*] [C*]