Plastic Jesus (Maggie) Verse 1: [C] I don't care if it rains or freezes [F] Long as I have my plastic Jesus [C] Sitting on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7] [C] Comes in colors pink and pleasant [F] Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent [C] Take Him with you [G7] when you travel [C] far [C] |Chorus: |[C] Plastic Jesus, [F] Plastic Jesus |[C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7] |[C] I'm afraid He'll have to go |His [F] magnets ruin my radio |And [C] if I have a [G7] wreck He'll leave a [C] scar - SO!! Verse 2: [C] Get yourself a Sweet Madonna [F] Dressed in rhinestones sittin on a [C] Pedestal of abalone [G7] shell [G7] [C] Goin' ninety, I ain't scary [F] 'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary As-[C]suring me that [G7] I won't go to [C] Hell [C] |Chorus: |[C] Plastic Jesus, [F] Plastic Jesus |[C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7] |[C] Though the sunshine on His back |[F] Makes Him peel, chip and crack |A [C] little patching [G7] keeps Him up to [C] par [C] |Chorus: |[C] Plastic Jesus, [F] Plastic Jesus |[C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car [G7] |[C] I'm afraid He'll have to go |His [F] magnets ruin my radio |And [C] if I have a [G7] wreck |He'll leave a [C] scar [C]