Plastic Reindeer (Maggie) Verse 1: [C] I don't care if it snows this [C7] Christmas [F] Long as I have my plastic reindeer [C] Sitting on the dashboard of my [G7] car [C] Comes in colours pink and [C7] pleasant [F] Glows in the dark cause it's iridescent [C] Take Him with you [G7] when you travel [C] far [C*] |Chorus: |[NC] Plastic [C] Reindeer, Plastic [F] Reindeer |[C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car |[C] I'm afraid He'll have to [C7] go |His [F] antlers ruin my radio and |And [C] if I have a [G7] wreck He'll leave a [C] scar - [NC] SO!! Verse 2: [C] Get yourself a plastic [C7] Santa [F] Dressed in red and sittin on a [C] Christmas tree of abalone [G7] shell [C] Goin' ninety, I ain't [C7] feard I've [F] got my man with the big white beard A-[C] ssuring me that [G7] I can ring his [C] bell Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!! |Chorus: |[NC] Plastic [C] Rein [C7] deer, Plastic [F] Reindeer |[C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car |[C] Though the sunshine on His [C7] back |[F] Makes Him peel, chip and crack |A [C] little patching [G7] keeps Him up to [C] par [C*] |Chorus: [NC] Plastic [C] Rein [C7] deer, Plastic [F] Reindeer [C] Riding on the dashboard of my [G7] car [C] I'm afraid He'll have to [C7] go His [F] antlers ruin my radio And [C] if I have a [G7] wreck He'll leave a [C] scar..............[C] Ding-a- [C*] ling [2,3,4,5]