Fat Bottomed Elf (Maggie)[D] [Intro - Acappela] Aaaaaare you gonna take me home tonight? Aaaaah down beside that red firelight Aaaaare you gonna let it all hang out? Fat bottomed elf, you make the rockin' world go [D] round [Verse 1] I was [D] just a skinny elf, living on the Christmas shelf But I knew life 'fore I left my [A] nursery Left [D] alone with big fat Fanny, she was [G] such a naughty nanny Heap big [D] woman you made a [A] fat elf out of [D] me [D*] Verse 2: I've been [D] off with Santa's band, 'cross the water 'cross the land I've seen ev'ry blue eyed fairy on the [A] way But their [D] beauty and their style went kind of [G] smooth after a while Take me [D] to them Christmas [A] fairies every [D] time [D*] |Chorus: |[D] Ohhhhh won't you [C]take me home to [G] tonight? |[D] Ohhhhh down [C] beside your red fire-[A]-light |[D] Ohhhhh and you [G] give it all you got |Fat bottomed [D] elf you make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [G] yeah! |[G] Fat bottomed [D] elf you make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [D*] Instrumental: [G] [D] [A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G*] Verse 3: Now I got [D] mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in the bones Ain't no reindeer here in this locali-[A]-ty (Oh Santa!) Oh but [D] I still get my pleasure, still [G] got ole Santa's treasure Heap big [D] woman you made a [A] big elf of [D] me [D*] |Chorus: |[D] Oh won't you [C] take me home [G] tonight? (Santa!) |[D] Oh down [C] beside that red fire-[A]-light |[D] Oh you gotta [G] let it all hang out |Fat bottomed [D] elf You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [G] yeah! |Fat bottomed [D] elf You make the [A] rockin' world go [D] round [D*]