Bills Laundromat Bar And Grill - Confederate Railroad [Intro] [G] Verse 1: [G]Well I was 3 days short of pulling out of Kingsport, I was [C]headed down to Houston[G] town Had my [G]guitar packed in a burlap sack, For exp[A]loitin' my country [D]sound I [G]bypassed Jackson, bypassed Memphis, By the [C]time I got to Arkan[G]sas I'd a [G]sold my car and that black guitar, For [D]anything cool and [G]tall Well I [C]pulled up to a neon sign on[G] highway 49, Shut the [C]engine down, took a look around [D]Then I stepped inside |[Chorus] |I [G]asked that bouncer where I was, He said, [C]son yer at Bill's |[D]Honky tonk pickin', linedance kickin', Razorback stickin', barbecue chicken |Laundromat Bar and [G]Grill Verse 2: Well I [G]found old Bill sittin at the bar, With a [C]pistol and a change mach[G]ine He was [G]dolin' out quarters to a waitress named Starr, When I [A]asked him if I could [D]sing He said, [G]son go ahead if you brought yer guitar, Then he [C]pointed to the backstage[G] door Said, [G]we don't allow original material, [D]'Less it's been done [G]before Pre-Chorus: Well I [C]hit the stage like a big mule train, Told the [G]house band to play it in C I sang the [C]Tennessee Waltz, Kentucky Rain, And the[D] one about the bird that's free |[Chorus] |[G]Lead guitar was like a chainsaw, That [C]fiddle like a power drill |At Bill's [D]honky tonk pickin', linedance kickin', Razorback stickin', barbecue chicken |Laundromat Bar and [G]Grill [Instrumental] [G] [C] [D] [D] [G] Verse 3: Well in the [G]10 short minutes I was up on stage, Watched a [C]biker punch a cowboys[G] face And with a [G]perfect view I was wittness to, The dest[A]ruction of the whole dang [D]place It was [G]long neck stems and white fringed hems, Flying [C]out of that dark [G]saloon And that [G]mechanical bull was reduced in full, To the [D]safest place in the [G]room Pre-Chorus: That [C]punched drunk cowboy showed his wife, That his[G] shirt was soaked with beer She said, [C]calm down honey, have another light, 'Cause we [D]can wash yer shirt right here |[Chorus] |Then the wh[G]ole place stopped to thank me, For [C]bookin' my show at Bill's |[D]Honky tonk pickin', linedance kickin', Razorback stickin', barbecue chicken |Laundromat Bar and Gr[G]ill [Outro] [G]At Bill's[D] Honky tonk pickin', linedance kickin', Razorback stickin', barbecue chicken Laundromat Bar and [G]Grill