Kick My Ass - Big & Rich [Intro] [C] [C] Verse 1: Well I [C]walked up to the bar, Laid down my Platinum Card And I order 50 longnecks for my new [G]friends Well, the [G]barmaid passed them out, and before we chugged them down I held mine up and said, "here's to us", and [C]then[F][C] This [C]blonde slid up to me, and said, "that was awful sweet" Then I saw her boyfriend [C]Wide as he was [F]tall Well, [F]he broke up our [Fm]hug with a [C]six-foot-five-inch shove And I [G]found myself slammed up, against the [C]wall[F][C] |[Chorus] |Why does [F]everybody want to kick my [C]ass |I'm just [F]tryin' to have a little fun for [G]all the ones who can't |And just [F]because I kiss the prettiest girls and [C]drive my truck to [A]fast |Why does [F]everybody [G]want to kick my [C]ass[F][C] Verse 2: Well, I've [C]never been the kind to walk up and pick a fight I've always been the kind to get [G]along I throw parties all the time and they're always on my dime We drink and dance and smoke until the [C]dawn Well my [C]style of stress relief sometimes, disturbs the peace The police show up, cut [C]doughnuts in my [F]yard And while the [F]Zepplin's playin' [Fm]loud they run [C]off my party crowd They [G]cuff my wrists and throw me down, so [C]hard[F][C] |[Chorus] |Why does [F]everybody want to kick my [C]ass |I'm just [F]tryin' to have a little fun for [G]all the ones who can't |And just [F]because I kiss the prettiest girls and [C]drive my truck to [A]fast |Why does [F]everybody [G]want to kick my [C]ass[F][C] Bridge: Well, I've [C]never been the kind to walk up and pick a fight I've always been the kind to get [G]along Instrumental: [C] [C] Outro: And just [F]because I kiss the prettiest girls and [C]drive my truck to [A]fast Why does [F]everybody [G]want to kick my [C]ass[F][C] Why does [F]everybody [G]want to kick my [C]ass[F][C]