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Kick My Ass - Big & Rich [Intro] [C] [C] Verse 1: Well I [C] walked up to the bar, Laid down my Platinum Card And I order 50 longnecks for my new [G] friends Well, the [G] barmaid passed them out, and before we chugged them down I held mine up and said, "here's to us", and [C] then [F] [C] This [C] blonde slid up to me, and said, "that was awful sweet" Then I saw her boyfriend [C] Wide as he was [F] tall Well, [F] he broke up our [Fm] hug with a [C] six-foot-five-inch shove And I [G] found myself slammed up, against the [C] wall [F] [C] |[Chorus] |Why does [F] everybody want to kick my [C] ass |I'm just [F] tryin' to have a little fun for [G] all the ones who can't |And just [F] because I kiss the prettiest girls and [C] drive my truck to [A] fast |Why does [F] everybody [G] want to kick my [C] ass [F] [C] Verse 2: Well, I've [C] never been the kind to walk up and pick a fight I've always been the kind to get [G] along I throw parties all the time and they're always on my dime We drink and dance and smoke until the [C] dawn Well my [C] style of stress relief sometimes, disturbs the peace The police show up, cut [C] doughnuts in my [F] yard And while the [F] Zepplin's playin' [Fm] loud they run [C] off my party crowd They [G] cuff my wrists and throw me down, so [C] hard [F] [C] |[Chorus] |Why does [F] everybody want to kick my [C] ass |I'm just [F] tryin' to have a little fun for [G] all the ones who can't |And just [F] because I kiss the prettiest girls and [C] drive my truck to [A] fast |Why does [F] everybody [G] want to kick my [C] ass [F] [C] Bridge: Well, I've [C] never been the kind to walk up and pick a fight I've always been the kind to get [G] along Instrumental: [C] [C] Outro: And just [F] because I kiss the prettiest girls and [C] drive my truck to [A] fast Why does [F] everybody [G] want to kick my [C] ass [F] [C] Why does [F] everybody [G] want to kick my [C] ass [F] [C]