Mr Mom - Lonestar [Intro] [C] [Am] [F] [G] x2 [Verse 1] [G]Lost my job, [C]came home mad, got a [F]hug and a kiss and that's too bad, She said[G], I can go to [C]work until you find [F]another job, I thought, [G]I like the [C]sound of that, [F]watch TV and take long naps, [Dm]go from a hard[C] working dad, to [F]being Mister [G]Mom, well |[Chorus 1] |[C]Pampers melt in a [Am]Maytag dryer, [F]crayons go up [G]one drawer higher, |[C]Rewind Barney for the [Am]fifteenth time, [F]breakfast six, [G]naps at nine, |[C]There's bubble gum in the [Am]baby's hair, [F]sweet potatoes in my [G]lazy chair, |Been [Dm]crazy all day long, and it's [F]only Monday, [G]Mister [C]Mom,[Am][F][G]# [Verse 2] [G]Football, soccer [C]and ballet, [F]squeeze in scouts and PTA, and there's, [G]That shoppin' list she [C]left that's [F]seven pages long, [G]How much smoke can [C]one stove make, [F]the kids won't eat my charcoal cake, [Dm]It's more than [C]any man can take, [F]being Mister [G]Mom, well, |[Chorus 2] |[C]Pampers melt in a [Am]Maytag dryer, [F]crayons go up [G]one drawer higher, |[C]Rewind Barney for the [Am]sixteenth time, [F]breakfast six, [G]naps at nine, |[C]There's bubble gum in the [Am]baby's hair, [F]sweet potatoes in my [G]lazy chair, |Been [Dm]crazy all day long, and it's [F]only Monday, [G]Mister [C]Mom, Instrumental: [C] [Am] [F] [G] x2 [Bridge] [Dm]Before I fall into bed tonight, if the [C]dog didn't eat the classifieds, I'm [F]gonna look just one more [G]time, |[Chorus 3] |[C]Pampers melt in a [Am]Maytag dryer, [F]crayons go up [G]one drawer higher, |[C]Rewind Barney for the [Am]eighteenth time, [F]breakfast six, [G]naps at nine, |[C]There's bubble gum in the [Am]baby's hair, [F]sweet potatoes in my [G]lazy chair, |Been [Dm]crazy all day long, oh been [Am]crazy all day long, |and it's o[F]nly Monday, [G]Mister [C]Mom, [Outro] [C]Balancin' checkbooks, [Am]juggling bills, [F]thought there was nothin' [G]to it, [C]Baby now I know [Am]how you feel, what I [F]don't know is [G]how you do [C]it, [C] [Am] [F] [G] x2 Honey you're my hero!