Mr Mom - Lonestar [Intro] [C] [Am] [F] [G] x2 [Verse 1] [G] Lost my job, [C] came home mad, got a [F] hug and a kiss and that's too bad, She said [G], I can go to [C] work until you find [F] another job, I thought, [G] I like the [C] sound of that, [F] watch TV and take long naps, [Dm] go from a hard [C] working dad, to [F] being Mister [G] Mom, well |[Chorus 1] |[C] Pampers melt in a [Am] Maytag dryer, [F] crayons go up [G] one drawer higher, |[C] Rewind Barney for the [Am] fifteenth time, [F] breakfast six, [G] naps at nine, |[C] There's bubble gum in the [Am] baby's hair, [F] sweet potatoes in my [G] lazy chair, |Been [Dm] crazy all day long, and it's [F] only Monday, [G] Mister [C] Mom, [Am] [F] [G] [Verse 2] [G] Football, soccer [C] and ballet, [F] squeeze in scouts and PTA, and there's, [G] That shoppin' list she [C] left that's [F] seven pages long, [G] How much smoke can [C] one stove make, [F] the kids won't eat my charcoal cake, [Dm] It's more than [C] any man can take, [F] being Mister [G] Mom, well, |[Chorus 2] |[C] Pampers melt in a [Am] Maytag dryer, [F] crayons go up [G] one drawer higher, |[C] Rewind Barney for the [Am] sixteenth time, [F] breakfast six, [G] naps at nine, |[C] There's bubble gum in the [Am] baby's hair, [F] sweet potatoes in my [G] lazy chair, |Been [Dm] crazy all day long, and it's [F] only Monday, [G] Mister [C] Mom, Instrumental: [C] [Am] [F] [G] x2 [Bridge] [Dm] Before I fall into bed tonight, if the [C] dog didn't eat the classifieds, I'm [F] gonna look just one more [G] time, |[Chorus 3] |[C] Pampers melt in a [Am] Maytag dryer, [F]crayons go up [G]one drawer higher, |[C] Rewind Barney for the [Am] eighteenth time, [F] breakfast six, [G] naps at nine, |[C] There's bubble gum in the [Am] baby's hair, [F] sweet potatoes in my [G] lazy chair, |Been [Dm] crazy all day long, oh been [Am] crazy all day long, |and it's [F] only Monday, [G] Mister [C] Mom, [Outro] [C] Balancin' checkbooks, [Am] juggling bills, [F] thought there was nothin' [G] to it, [C] Baby now I know [Am] how you feel, what I [F] don't know is [G] how you do [C] it, [C] [Am] [F] [G] x2 Honey you're my hero!