Online - Brad Paisley [Intro] [G] [F] [C] x2 Verse 1: [G] I work [F] down at the [C] pizza pit, [G] And I drive [F] an old [C] Hyundai [G] I still [D] live with my [Em] mom and [C] dad, I'm five foot three and over[D]weight I'm a [G] sci-fi fa[F]natic, [C] mild asthmatic, [G] Never been to [F] second base [C] But there's a [G] whole other [D] me [Em] you need to [C] see, Go check [D] out my [G] Facebook page |[Chorus 1] |Cause [C] on[G]-[D]line I'm out in [G] Hollywood |I'm [C] 6 [G] foot [D] 5 and I look [G] damn good |I [C] drive a Mase[G]rati, I'm a [D] black belt in ka[Em]rate |and I [C] love a good glass of [D] wine |It [C] turns [G] girls [D] on that I'm mys[G]terious |I [C] tell 'em [G] I don't [D] want nothing [G] serious |Cause [C] even on a [G] slow day [D] I can have a [Em] three way |[C] Chat with two women [D] at one time |I'm [G] so much [F] cooler on[C]line, [G] So much [F] cooler on[C]line Verse 2: [G] I get [F] home, I [C] kiss my mom, And she [G] fixes [F] me a snack [C] And [G] I head [D] down to my [Em] basement [C] bedroom, And fire [D] up my Mac [G] [G] In real [F] life the [C] only time I've, [G] Ever even [F] been to L[C]A Is when [G] I got the [D] chance with the [Em] marching [C] band, to play [C] tuba in the [D] rose pa[G]rade |[Chorus 2] |But [C]on[G]-[D]line I live in [G] Malibu |I [C] pose for [G] Calvin [D] Klein, I've been in [G] G Q |[C] I'm single and I'm [G] rich and I [D] got a set of [Em] six pack |[C] Abs that would blow your [D] mind |It [C] turns [G] girls [D] on that I'm mys[G]terious |I [C] tell 'em [G] I don't [D] want nothing [G] serious |Cause [C] even on a [G] slow day [D] I can have a [Em] three way |[C] Chat with two women [D] at one time |I'm [G] so much [F] cooler on[C]line, [G] Yeah, I'm [F] cooler on[C]line [Bridge] When you [D] got my kinda stats it's [G] hard to get a date [C] Let alone a [D] real girl[G]friend But I [D] grow another foot and I [G] lose a buncha weight [C] Every time I log [D] in Instrumental: [Em] [D] [C] [G] [D] [Em] [C] [D] |[Chorus 3] |[C] On[G]-[D]line I'm out in [G] Hollywood |I'm [C] 6 [G] foot [D] 5 and [NC] I look damn good |[C] Even on a [G] slow day [D] I can have a [G] three way |[C] Chat with two women [D] at one time |I'm [G] so much [F] cooler on[C]line, [G] Yeah, I'm [F] cooler on[C]line |I'm [G] so much [F] cooler on[C]line, [G] Yeah, I'm [F] cooler on[C]line [Outro] [G] (Yeah, he's [F] cooler on[C]line), [G] Hey, I'm [F] cooler on[C]line [G] (Ohh yeah, he's [F] cooler on[C]line), [G] Yeah, I'm [F] sittin' on[C]line [G] [F] [C] [G] Hey, I'm [F] cooler on[C]line [G] [F] [C]