The Cows Came Home - Joe Diffie [Verse 1] [D]I'm used to havin' my [G]breakfast [F]in [D]bed [D]Never have to lift a finger to [G]butter [F]my [D]bread [G]I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean [D]'Cause she told me I'm walkin' [G]talkin' [F]love [D]machine [A]Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne [D]Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home |[Chorus] |[G]The cows came home |[A]The cows came home |[G]I heard somethin' mooin' [A]turned around and she was gone |[D]Lord have mercy, the [G]cows [F]came[D] home [Verse 2] [D]The whole herd showed up when they [G]heard [F]she'd [D]gone [D]But I guess it's better [G]than [F]bein' [D]alone [G]Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face [D]But I got enough milk for [G]the [F]human [D]race [A]I didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong [D]'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home [Chorus] [Bridge] [G]I didn't see the writing on the wall [A]Missed the invitation to the bovine ball [G]I didn't hear no cowbells ringin' [A]Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin' [Instrumental] [G] [D] [G] [A] |[Chorus] |[G]The cows came home |[A]The cows came home |[G]I heard somethin' mooin' [A]turned around and she was gone |[D]Lord have mercy, the [G]cows [F]came[D] home Outro: [D]Lord have mercy, the [G]cows [F]came[D] home