The Cows Came Home - Joe Diffie [Verse 1] [D] I'm used to havin' my [G] breakfast [F] in [D] bed [D] Never have to lift a finger to [G] butter [F] my [D] bread [G] I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean [D] 'Cause she told me I'm walkin' [G] talkin' [F] love [D] machine [A] Lord, I got the self assurance of a king on a throne [D] Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home |[Chorus] |[G] The cows came home |[A] The cows came home |[G] I heard somethin' mooin' [A] turned around and she was gone |[D] Lord have mercy, the [G] cows [F] came [D] home [Verse 2] [D] The whole herd showed up when they [G] heard [F] she'd [D] gone [D] But I guess it's better [G] than [F] bein' [D] alone [G] Well the slammin' of the door is like a pie in the face [D] But I got enough milk for [G] the [F] human [D] race [A] I didn't have to clue that there was anything wrong [D] 'Cause she told me that she'd love me 'til the cows came home [Chorus] [Bridge] [G] I didn't see the writing on the wall [A] Missed the invitation to the bovine ball [G] I didn't hear no cowbells ringin' [A] Gonna have to face the music that the fat lady's singin' [Instrumental] [G] [D] [G] [A] |[Chorus] |[G] The cows came home |[A] The cows came home |[G] I heard somethin' mooin' [A] turned around and she was gone |[D] Lord have mercy, the [G] cows [F] came [D] home Outro: [D] Lord have mercy, the [G] cows [F] came [D] home