Third Rock From The Sun - Joe Diffie [Intro] [NC]Welcome to Earth, 3rd rock from the sun [Verse 1] [G]She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time [G]like a broken field runner slippin' through the line [C]he likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says [G]"Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late tonight" [D]wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears [G]calls her sister up and cries "Get over here" [Verse 2] [G]Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile [G]boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile [C]he leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute [G]his car drives away with teenagers in it [D]the driver tells his buddies, got one life to live [G]they scream into the night "Let's get it over with" |[Chorus] |[A]Cause and effect, chain of events |[G]all of the chaos makes perfect sense |[C]when you're spinning round, things come undone |[G]Welcome to Earth 3rd [C]rock from the [G]Sun [Verse 3] [G]the kid guns the gas, the car starts to swerve [G]heads for a semi truck, jumps the curb [C]truck hits a Big Boy in the Shoney's parking lot [G]and flies through the air takes out the bank clock [D]clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks [G]lines go down, town goes dark [Verse 4] [G]waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all [G]swears a giant alien has landed at the mall [C]cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the streets [G]"We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief" [D]Mayor says "Use your head if he ain't in his car [G]he's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's Bar" |[Chorus] |[A]Cause and effect, chain of events |[G]all of the chaos makes perfect sense |[C]when you're spinning round, things come undone |[G]Welcome to Earth 3rd [C]rock from the [G]Sun Outro: [C]Cause and effect, chain of events [G]all of the chaos makes perfect sense [C]when you're spinning round, things come undone [G]Welcome to Earth 3rd [C]rock from the [G]Sun [G]Welcome to Earth 3rd [C]rock from the [G]Sun [G]Welcome to Earth 3rd [C]rock from the [G]Sun