Third Rock From The Sun - Joe Diffie [Intro] [NC] Welcome to Earth, 3rd rock from the sun [Verse 1] [G] She walks into Smokey's one hip at a time [G] like a broken field runner slippin' through the line [C] he likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says [G] "Don't wait up for me I'll be workin' late tonight" [D] wife hangs up the phone, bursts into tears [G] calls her sister up and cries "Get over here" [Verse 2] [G] Sister tells her boyfriend be back in awhile [G] boyfriend wants a beer, the store is just a mile [C] he leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute [G] his car drives away with teenagers in it [D] the driver tells his buddies, got one life to live [G] they scream into the night "Let's get it over with" |[Chorus] |[A] Cause and effect, chain of events |[G] all of the chaos makes perfect sense |[C] when you're spinning round, things come undone |[G] Welcome to Earth 3rd [C] rock from the [G] Sun [Verse 3] [G] the kid guns the gas, the car starts to swerve [G] heads for a semi truck, jumps the curb [C] truck hits a Big Boy in the Shoney's parking lot [G] and flies through the air takes out the bank clock [D] clock strikes a light pole, transformer sparks [G] lines go down, town goes dark [Verse 4] [G] waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all [G] swears a giant alien has landed at the mall [C] cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the streets [G] "We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief" [D] Mayor says "Use your head if he ain't in his car [G] he's hiding from his wife, down at Smokey's Bar" |[Chorus] |[A] Cause and effect, chain of events |[G] all of the chaos makes perfect sense |[C] when you're spinning round, things come undone |[G] Welcome to Earth 3rd [C] rock from the [G] Sun Outro: [C] Cause and effect, chain of events [G] all of the chaos makes perfect sense [C] when you're spinning round, things come undone [G] Welcome to Earth 3rd [C] rock from the [G] Sun [G] Welcome to Earth 3rd [C] rock from the [G] Sun [G] Welcome to Earth 3rd [C] rock from the [G] Sun