Its Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long - The Notorious Cherry Bombs [Intro] D A E7 A [Verse 1] A D A She used to call me baby, I thought she was such a lady D A E7 But my how things have changed since time's moved on A D A I'd give her my last dollar, now all she'll do is holler D A E7 A Oh, my life has become a country song A D A I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me D A F And comes to bed at night with that cold cream on A D A Sometimes I might feel frisky, but these days it's just too risky D A F A It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long [Chorus] E7 A All day long, it goes all day long B E7 If a tree fell in the forest, if she didn't hear it, would I still be wrong A D A I guess I should admit it, she ain't ever gonna quit it D A E7 A It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your your ass out all day long [Verse 2] A Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny, D A god you oughta see what's happened to her hiny (Rodney - her what?) (Vince - Her hiney) D A E7 Man, that thing in big enough to land a small plane on (Rodney - small plane) (Vince - I'm telling' ya) A D A I used to roll her in the clover but thank god those days are over D A E7 A It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long [Chorus 2] E7 A All day long, she moans on and on B E7 If someday they drop the big one, I'd say "Sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave me alone" A E7 A It's all right if we say it cause the radio won't play on F A E7 A It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long