Crazy Words, Crazy Tunes[F] - Milton Ager [F] There's a guy I'd [C7] like to kill, [F] if he doesn't [C7] stop I will [F] Got a uku-[Bb]le-[F]le and a voice that's [C7] loud and [F] shrill [F7] [Bb] Cause he lives next [F7] door to me, [Bb] and he keeps me [F7] up till three [Bb] With his ukule-[F]le and a [G7] funny melo-[C7]dy [F] Crazy words, crazy tune, all that you'll ever hear him croon [G7] Vo do de o [C7] Vo do do de o [F] Do-o - [C] Vo-do-do [F] Sits around all night long, sings the same words to every song [G7] Vo do de o [C7] Vo do de o [F] do-o [F] His uk-u-[A7]le-le, daily [D7] How he'll strum, Vum Vum Vum[G7] Prancin' and dancin' [C7] then he hollers - 'Black bottom' [F] Crazy words, crazy tune, he'll be driving me crazy soon [G7] Vododeo [C7] vo vo vo de o, [F] Do [F] I have begged that [C7] guy to stop, [F] I have even [G7] called a cop [F] Told my dog, '[F] Go [Bb] sic [F] him' , but the darn dog [C7] wouldn't [F] go [F7] [Bb] But tonight will [F7] be the end, [Bb] yes siree cause [F7] I intend [Bb] To go up and kick [F] him in the [G7] vo do do do [C7] doooo [F] Crazy words, crazy tune, all that you'll ever hear him croon [G7] Vo do de o [C7] Vo do do de o [F] Do-o - [C] Vo-do-do [F] Sits around all night long, sings the same words to every song [G7] Vo do de o [C7] Vo do de o [F] do-o [F] His uk-u-[A7]le-le, daily [D7] How he'll strum, Vum Vum Vum [G7] Prancin' and dancin', [C7] then he hollers - "Black bottom" [C] It's a rage, it's a craze, everybody sings now-a-days [D7] Vo doe de o, [C7] vo doe doe de o, [F] doe