Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer * - Various Xmas G Grandma got run over by a reindeer C walking home from our house Christmas Eve G You can say there’s no such thing as Santa D G F C G but as for me and grandpa we be--lieve Em D She'd been drinking too much egg nog G and we begged her not to go G7 C but she for--got her medi--cation D G and she wandered out the door into the snow Em Bm When we found her Christmas morning D7 G at the scene of the a--ttack G7 C she had hoof prints on her forehead D G and in--criminating claw marks on her back {CHORUS} G Grandma got run over by a reindeer C walking home from our house Christmas Eve G You can say there’s no such thing as santa D G F C G but as for me and grandpa we be--lieve Em D Now were all so proud of grandpa G he's been taking this so well G7 C see him in there watching football D G drinking beer and playing cards with cousin mel Em Bm It's not Christmas without grandma D7 G all the family’s dressed in black G7 C and we just cant help but wonder D G should we open up her gifts or send them back! {CHORUS} G Grandma got run over by a reindeer C walking home from our house Christmas Eve G You can say there’s no such thing as santa D G F C G but as for me and grandpa we be--lieve D Now the goose is on the table G and the pudding made of fig G7 C and the blue and silver candles D G that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig Em Bm I've warned all my friends and neighbors D7 G better watch out for yours--elves G7 C they should never give a license D G to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves! {CHORUS} G Grandma got run over by a reindeer C walking home from our house Christmas Eve G You can say there’s no such thing as Santa D G F C G but as for me and grandpa we be--lieve A Grandma got run over by a reindeer D walking home from our house Christmas Eve A You can say there’s no such thing as Santa E A E A but as for me and grandpa we be--lieve